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Keith Vaz - Oh dear!











spring hall convert

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Nov 3, 2009
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completely unelectable

He may be unlikely to win a General Election but this is just a meaningless soundbite, trumpeted by the right-wing press and repeated by people not thinking about what they are saying.

He's self-evidently electable. That's part of the problem.

Keith Vaz, there's a man who should be completely unelectable.
 


knocky1

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Jan 20, 2010
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Wayne Rooney has not been elected into the houses of Parliament to represent the interests of tens of thousands of people, and neither does he influence our laws or sit on parliamentary committees assessing matters such as immigration, prostitution or drug use.

Absolutely. That would be taking Sam Allardyce's mandate to go wherever he pleases too literally.
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
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its about his honesty and integrity which are two core values for any high ranking public servant.

:lolol: I don't even really disagree with you, in that those SHOULD be core values, but, did you see Theresa May's opening speech, for example? There is so little integrity and honesty in politics now, and just about everyone knows it.
 


Stat Brother

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:lolol: I don't even really disagree with you, in that those SHOULD be core values, but, did you see Theresa May's opening speech, for example? There is so little integrity and honesty in politics now, and just about everyone knows it.

Now...now...

Are you implying there once was a time when the ruling classes were honest and had integrity?
 


El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
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Jul 5, 2003
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Pattknull med Haksprut
Incorrect, as I'm sure you know, the fact that he is completely unelectable is the right answer.

I'm in agreement with you, but then I think exactly the same of disgraced former defence secretary Liam Fox, who, let us remember, invited his chum and lobbyist Adam Werrity to MOD meetings and international trips (paid for by you and I as taxpayers) despite having no seccurity clearance or government role.

Fox then put himself forwars to be Prime Minister a couple of months ago, and is now back as a minister. It's not party political, all sides of the divide stink to high heaven.

On a more serious note, if Keith Vaz shot his load over one of the male prostitutes, did he shout out as he reached the vinegar strokes "You've been Vazjazzled"? (or even, VazJizzled?) The nation NEEDS to know.
 




el punal

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I'm in agreement with you, but then I think exactly the same of disgraced former defence secretary Liam Fox, who, let us remember, invited his chum and lobbyist Adam Werrity to MOD meetings and international trips (paid for by you and I as taxpayers) despite having no seccurity clearance or government role.

Fox then put himself forwars to be Prime Minister a couple of months ago, and is now back as a minister. It's not party political, all sides of the divide stink to high heaven.

On a more serious note, if Keith Vaz shot his load over one of the male prostitutes, did he shout out as he reached the vinegar strokes "You've been Vazjazzled"? (or even, VazJizzled?) The nation NEEDS to know.

The nation also needs to know if he wears a pink beret.
 




LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
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Sheffield
Is it true that he advertised himself in the contact magazines as a washing machine repairman?

If so, can we call him Keith Daz?
Washing machine repair man? Eastern European prostitutes? Sounds like an 80s porn film except with too many blokes and a very unattractive one in the lead role.
 




Perfidious Albion

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Oct 25, 2011
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At the end of my tether
Politicians , can't believe in any of them !
Was it not ever thus? ... From the old monologue " She was Poor But She Was Honest"

" See him in the House of Commons
Making laws to put down crime
While the victim of his passions
Makes her way through mud and slime"

Bah .. Humbug!
 


cunning fergus

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Jan 18, 2009
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I don't consider personal drug use a serious crime.


Broadly speaking neither do I however in this case we are not dealing with some no mark Herbert smoking puff in his parents box room with his mates.

No, in this case we are talking about an elected MP, who is chair of the Parliamentary Home Affairs Committee and member of the Labour Party's NEC seeking to engage in multiple acts of unprotected buggery with male Romanian prostitutes high on cocaine.

The 2 matters are quite quite different.........
 


cunning fergus

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I agree with all your points except the last line. The provenance of 'evidence' is important. A website that considers Harriet Harman's 'shameful conduct' is her 'zionism' is not a website to use to substantiate a point. If I wanted to make a point about Jummy Savile, I wouldn't quote from Gary Glitter's web page :shrug:


Fair enough, I did not search any web pages beyond the one with the list of articles linking Labour Party officials with convictions for sex related crimes.

I don't know what the deal is with Harman.........I don't think it changes the accuracy of the matters highlighted, or that the Labour Party evidently has plenty of sex cases of its own.

Wasn't the last press expose on Lord Sewel CBE, a bloated bra wearing coke addict Labour Peer with a penchant for being humiliated by prostitutes.

Not just a normal peer of the realm, no Lord Sewel was senior deputy speaker of the houses of Lords...........ennobled by Blair and who took over 400k in expenses from the public purse.

Wonderful man I'm sure.
 




Bakero

Languidly clinical
Oct 9, 2010
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Almería
Broadly speaking neither do I however in this case we are not dealing with some no mark Herbert smoking puff in his parents box room with his mates.

No, in this case we are talking about an elected MP, who is chair of the Parliamentary Home Affairs Committee and member of the Labour Party's NEC seeking to engage in multiple acts of unprotected buggery with male Romanian prostitutes high on cocaine.

The 2 matters are quite quite different.........

Do we know there was any buggery, unprotected or otherwise? Genuine question- I don't know the ins and outs of the allegations.
 


cunning fergus

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Do we know there was any buggery, unprotected or otherwise? Genuine question- I don't know the ins and outs of the allegations.


I can only assume that when Vaz quoted as looking forward to f***ing the prostitutes he meant buggery, when he said he didn't want to wear a condom I assume he meant unprotected buggery.

I'm a bit old fashioned..........
 


Bakero

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Oct 9, 2010
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I can only assume that when Vaz quoted as looking forward to f***ing the prostitutes he meant buggery, when he said he didn't want to wear a condom I assume he meant unprotected buggery.

I'm a bit old fashioned..........

As I said, I don't know the details but thought I'd ask as earlier you'd mentioned felching so I know you've got a vivid imagination :)
 






cunning fergus

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As I said, I don't know the details but thought I'd ask as earlier you'd mentioned felching so I know you've got a vivid imagination :)


I don't need to, Vaz was paying 2 male prostitutes for unprotected anal sex and all the trimmings. He was willing to fund their coke habits and wanted to bring along amyl nitrate to help proceedings along.

On that basis it's fair to say they weren't going to bake a cake.
 




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