[Humour] 'Justification' footballers

[Stat Brother]

Teams can now sign a 'sicknote' thanks to Danny Ings.
They can't sign an aging big lad up top because of Andy Carroll & BenTacky.
The Albion can't sign a £15m strikers due to Big Jurg.
Everton can no longer sign a player from Arsenal (that's just too long a list to write and might have a point )


Any other footballers who are always used to as definitive proof of a preceding statement.

 

[A1X]

We shouldn't buy anyone from Holland because of Jahanbakhsh and Locadia (and Holla)

 

[spongy]

We shouldn't buy anyone from Holland because of Jahanbakhsh and Locadia (and Holla)

And Elvis

 

[schmunk]

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They can't sign an aging big lad up top because of Andy Carroll & BenTacky.

Point of order: Barndoor was only 25 when he signed his career away...

 

[GloryDays]

And Elvis

And Veltman. (Give it 6 months)

 

[big nuts]

Don’t sign players based on family name.

Ashley Neal
Roland Bergkamp

 

[Stat Brother]

'Better not sign that sicknote he's just another Welbeck'.

 

[FatSuperman]

Point of order: Barndoor was only 25 when he signed his career away...

Is that true? So he should have been in his peak years? How many has he scored in total for the skanks?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Never sign a local lad, as the natives from either side of the county border might have an opinion, as to why they don't cross balls with their left leg

 

[Goldstone1976]

Never let a striker go to Palace because he'll only get the feckers promoted and we'll sign him back after he's done so, because of....well, you know, we don't mention him any more.

 

[peterward]

We shouldn't buy anyone from Holland because of Jahanbakhsh and Locadia (and Holla)

and the shit nephew Roland Bergkamp.

to think people got excited about him!

 

[Munkfish]

Sunderland shouldnt sign any ex Man United players on huge wages.

 

[Giraffe]

We can't have a brilliant but slightly deranged foreign manager, thanks to Gus Poyet.

 

[bhafc99]

We’ll never be able to schedule a press conference at 5pm ever again.


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[The Wookiee]

Never loan a player to Leeds

 

[Swansman]

Van Wolfswinkel is always going to be brought up whenever someone signs a striker from the Eredivisie.

 

[Billy the Fish]

And Elvis

Danny Holla

 

[Peteinblack]

We shouldn't buy anyone from Holland because of Jahanbakhsh and Locadia (and Holla)

and Kemy Agustien

 

[Swansman]

We shouldn't buy anyone from Holland because of Jahanbakhsh and Locadia (and Holla)

What about Kuipers? When I was lurking at Svenskafans.com (a site where fans from different team got their own "sub-sites") in the early 00s, I recall him being described as a great keeper.

Also remember wondering how the hell you could hold on to that Zamora fella for several years as he was described as a complete God.

 

[A1X]

What about Kuipers? When I was lurking at Svenskafans.com (a site where fans from different team got their own "sub-sites") in the early 00s, I recall him being described as a great keeper.

Also remember wondering how the hell you could hold on to that Zamora fella for several years as he was described as a complete God.

I'm not sure you've got the gist of the thread...