[Humour] 'Justification' footballers

[Baldseagull]

What about Kuipers? When I was lurking at Svenskafans.com (a site where fans from different team got their own "sub-sites") in the early 00s, I recall him being described as a great keeper.

Also remember wondering how the hell you could hold on to that Zamora fella for several years as he was described as a complete God.

We didn't sign him from a dutch club, came to us from Bristol Rovers as did Zamora, don't know if Kuipers ever played pro in Holland. The best direct from Holland signing we ever made was Hans Kraay.

 

[The Wookiee]

The best direct from Holland signing we ever made was Hans Kraay.

Dean Wilkins

 

[Baldseagull]

Dean Wilkins

Odd one, a Brit signed from a Dutch club, but who had played for us briefly before, not sure he counts, but I will grant you, a better player for us than Kraay, but not half as entertaining.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Brighton players will never get picked for England thanks to Lewis Dunk and Gareth Southgate.

 

[Stat Brother]

Brighton players will never get picked for England thanks to Lewis Dunk and Gareth Southgate.

Good one.

 

[Gazwag]

Never sign a play who's surname you hope describes their goal scoring ability - Leon Best

 

[Baldseagull]

Never name your kid after a QPR team, he will look a proper Charlie.

 

[Bodian]

Odd one, a Brit signed from a Dutch club, but who had played for us briefly before, not sure he counts, but I will grant you, a better player for us than Kraay, but not half as entertaining.

Nor as evil...

 

[schmunk]

Never sign a play who's surname you hope describes their goal scoring ability - Leon Best

Pedro Neto?

 

[Barham's tash]

We shouldn't buy anyone from Holland because of Jahanbakhsh and Locadia (and Holla)

And Elvis

And Veltman. (Give it 6 months)

and the shit nephew Roland Bergkamp.

to think people got excited about him!

Danny Holla

Our recruitment team like a trip to Amsterdam don’t they?!

We’re no longer allowed to sign anyone billed as a ‘former Real Madrid youth team star’ thanks to Jack Harper.

 

[Stat Brother]

We can sign unknown player X from joke league Y because of Zamora.

We can't sign unknown player X from joke league Y because of Dwamena.