Just how awful is this government? June 2020 edition

[nicko31]

So Bojo is refusing to put India on the Covid red list because he wants his willy wagging trip to go ahead on Sunday

India has 7 times the current Covid infection rate of Pakistan which was put on the red list on April 2

Still living in cloud cuckoo land...

 

[Randy McNob]

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[Pretty pink fairy]

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The laughs on you Randy the gift that keeps on Sulking you really should move on
Regards
DF

 

[Randy McNob]

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[Lever]

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Made me smile.

Here's a personal favourite of mine..... from a couple of months ago. He's a bit quieter now, for good reason.

An Outbreak of Matt Hancock by Brian Bilston
turned off my phone and radio
got rid of my tv
ran barbed wire around the house
yet still i am not free
matt hancocks in the sitting room
matt hancocks in the loo
matt hancocks in the kitchen drawer
i don’t know what to do
there’s six of them beneath the stairs
in the fridge another ten
my house is getting overwhelmed
by underwhelming men
i think i may have lost my mind
i see them every place
just yesterday i stroked the cat
she had matt hancock’s face
filled gaps in all the skirting boards
laid poison in the hall
set traps involving bits of cheese
but nothing works at all
matt hancocks haunt my dreams at night
wake up screaming yet again
my mind is getting overwhelmed
by underwhelming men

 

[Randy McNob]

So Bojo is refusing to put India on the Covid red list because he wants his willy wagging trip to go ahead on Sunday

India has 7 times the current Covid infection rate of Pakistan which was put on the red list on April 2

Still living in cloud cuckoo land...

cancelled

 

[nicko31]

cancelled

Delhi into lockdown, Bojo was hoping to do with grandstanding with some interim trade deal worth about the same as trade with Iceland

 

[A1X]

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Yes Boris, this is EXACTLY how spying works...

 

[Thunder Bolt]

How very specific ... FA cup Wembley games didn't relate to the questions asked ... at least you know how to use Google ...

The FA cup game against Chelsea wasn't at Wembley but at the Goldstone ground in February 67. I was there and went to the replay at Stamford Bridge where we got trounced 4-0.

 

[Lever]

The FA cup game against Chelsea wasn't at Wembley but at the Goldstone ground in February 67. I was there and went to the replay at Stamford Bridge where we got trounced 4-0.

2-0 at half time and then another 2 in the second half. I remember, though I wasn't at the replay. 35,000 at the Goldstone for the 1-1 draw.

I doubt if it will modify his sensibilities though, or persuade him to recognise the veracity of your facts (or mine).... ironic really for the self styled 'Bringer of Truth'

 

[Thunder Bolt]

2-0 at half time and then another 2 in the second half. I remember, though I wasn't at the replay. 35,000 at the Goldstone for the 1-1 draw.

I doubt if it will modify his sensibilities though, or persuade him to recognise the veracity of your facts (or mine).... ironic really for the self styled 'Bringer of Truth'

I’ve even got the 1-1 programme from the first game.

 

[Chicken Run]

So Bojo is refusing to put India on the Covid red list because he wants his willy wagging trip to go ahead on Sunday

India has 7 times the current Covid infection rate of Pakistan which was put on the red list on April 2

Still living in cloud cuckoo land...

Covid-19: India added to coronavirus ‘red list’ for travel https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56806103


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[Garry Nelson's teacher]

The FA cup game against Chelsea wasn't at Wembley but at the Goldstone ground in February 67. I was there and went to the replay at Stamford Bridge where we got trounced 4-0.

Various members of my family went along to this but I wasn't one of them. The sense of injustice has clearly stayed with me!

 

[A1X]

Covid-19: India added to coronavirus ‘red list’ for travel https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56806103


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10 days too late. Become a bit of a bad habit for Johnson during this pandemic. Thanks to his inaction the variant is already here.

Why from Friday? Why not immediately?

 

[Lever]

I’ve even got the 1-1 programme from the first game.

Yep, me too.
I bought a 'pirate' one before I found a vendor selling the official programme below....




Here's a nostalgic review of the match. I wonder if the Purveyor of Prejudice will reflect on his sneering arrogance....

https://www.brightonandhoveindepend...n-hine-looks-back-down-kings-road-1967-937183

 

[Chicken Run]

10 days too late. Become a bit of a bad habit for Johnson during this pandemic. Thanks to his inaction the variant is already here.

Why from Friday? Why not immediately?

That I can’t answer, I was answering Old Nick who was complaining that India wasn’t on the list. [emoji106]


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[WATFORD zero]

That I can’t answer, I was answering Old Nick who was complaining that India wasn’t on the list. [emoji106]


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I don't think you need to post and tell us each and every time you come across something you can't answer or don't understand (we'll just assume unless you state otherwise). After all, as you take great delight in pointing out repeatedly, none of us actually have that many years left

 

[Chicken Run]

I don't think you need to post and tell us each and every time you come across something you can't answer or don't understand (we'll just assume unless you state otherwise). After all, as you take great delight in pointing out repeatedly, none of us actually have that many years left

Ooh “Last Edited By” has arrived on his trusty steed to save the day, what’s the matter, I called out Old Nick and your here on his behalf, bravo you hero, quite literally [emoji2357]


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[The Clamp]

It’s both enjoyable and highly embarrassing watching The Fairy Godfathers repeatedly ignoring mod warnings and finding themselves moved over to moderating decisions, one by one. All the while throwing tantrums and screaming for mods to ban everyone. Or rather, get involved in their personal vendettas.

And they simply don’t stop. Cringe.

 

[Chicken Run]

It’s both enjoyable and highly embarrassing watching The Fairy Godfathers repeatedly ignoring mod warnings and finding themselves moved over to moderating decisions, one by one. All the while throwing tantrums and screaming for mods to ban everyone. Or rather, get involved in their personal vendettas.

And they simply don’t stop. Cringe.

It’s also very pleasing to see you back in the pit Clampy, place ain’t the same without your rapier whit and cunning satire.


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