My headcanon: "Ruud, would you let us know if you're going to play goodnight, if not we could develop him better with us" ... "Don't you know who I am! F You PBOBE, we signed a contract that says if he plays a certain amount of games we get to keep him until the end of the season, and because you even considered questioning me, goodnight is relegated to the boot room, and there's nothing you can do about it, mwahahahaha!" ... 2 minutes later ... "Kieran, want some help staying above Leicester this season?"
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