#jokedujour

[Thunder Bolt]

The Holy Ghost , is that the second coming ?

It's Holy Toast.

 

[skipper734]

Not much of a prize. I bought a new toaster from Tesco for £4.70 last week, works fine.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Toasters in fact standard electrical supplies were not around at that time

It might have been just a toasting fork.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

How do we know that Moses wore a wig?


Sometimes he was seen with Aaron, and sometimes without.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Would it have been funnier if the final line had been "But John cam fifth and lost his stake money"...... which is a similar joke I heard several centuries ago. It would do away with any arguments about electrical appliances years ago, but might lead to debate as to whether there was such a sophisticated take on gambling in the Middle east in those days.

 

[SeeGoals]

First prize has to be a signed copy of the bible!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

First prize has to be a signed copy of the bible!

Pedantry rules ok........... the bible didn't exist then.

 

[SeeGoals]

Neither did the toaster!

 

[SeeGoals]

OK then what about an Ark!

 

[SeeGoals]

Holy Grail anyone!

Watch 14 Minutes of Lost Monty Python and the Holy Grail Animation

 

[Vegas Seagull]

'Unto' is incorrect

 

[Biscuit]

First prize has to be a signed copy of the bible!

Pedantry rules ok........... the bible didn't exist then.

Neither did the toaster!

Neither did a pen.

Would an autograph chiselled onto a stone tablet be worth much? Even if Jesus did it, it could easily be a fake.

 

[Titanic]

Neither did a pen.

Would an autograph chiselled onto a stone tablet be worth much? Even if Jesus did it, it could easily be a fake.

What about the Dead Sea Scrolls??

 

[SweatyMexican]

Neither did a pen.

Would an autograph chiselled onto a stone tablet be worth much? Even if Jesus did it, it could easily be a fake.

What about a signed cross instead? Although they had been using crucifixion for 70 years before Jesus died so it could, as you say, be a fake. Although it would be hard to prove in court.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Neither did a pen.

Pens were made of reed and used on papyrus. That's historical relating to Greeks, Romans Egyptians etc.

 

[Mr Bridger]

It's Holy Toast.

I was going for rhyming slang

 

[Questions]

What about the Dead Sea Scrolls??

You can get cream for them nowadays.

 

[Easy 10]

Suddenly it all makes sense:

In god we crust.

 

[Baldseagull]

How do we know that Moses wore a wig?


Sometimes he was seen with Aaron, and sometimes without.

Not sure, but he did have a motorbike "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills" is in there somewhere.

 

[El Sid]

Jesus said unto John "Come forth and ye will have eternal life".

John came fifth and won a toaster.

Then Jesus turned to Chris and said "Come forth and you'll play fifth in the playoffs"