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Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “that’s a little condescending”
 






Is it PotG?

Thrifty non-licker
Feb 20, 2017
25,481
Sussex by the Sea
I hope that person did the responsible thing and reported this illegal escape to the authorities.

This vertically challenged convict may be a danger to the public.
 


Not Andy Naylor

Well-known member
Dec 12, 2007
8,996
Seven Dials
Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “that’s a little condescending”

You assume that the person climbing down the wall was a prison inmate but they could have been taking part in a charity event or similar.
 














hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
11,080
Kitbag in Dubai
Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

Apparently he's been recaptured and isn't happy.

I wonder which one of the other six he is then.
 












Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,663
Indiana, USA
You assume that the person climbing down the wall was a prison inmate but they could have been taking part in a charity event or similar.

Sure, because they hold so many charity events in prisons.

Do they?
 




Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,663
Indiana, USA
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two


If there was only one fly it would be master bating. (had to change word to get it through sensor)
 


Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
Helpful Moderator
Jul 21, 2003
20,576
Playing snooker
How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two


If there was only one fly it would be master bating. (had to change word to get it through sensor)

Have you been using a particularly strong solvent in an unventilated room, by any chance?
 








Albion my Albion

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,663
Indiana, USA
My wife threw me out because she was tired of my hearing all my South American animal puns.

I said "Okay, Alpaca my bags."
 




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