[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[Icy Gull]

Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “that’s a little condescending”

 

[Titanic]

* not sure about the use of the term 'dwarf' though

 

[Is it PotG?]

I hope that person did the responsible thing and reported this illegal escape to the authorities.

This vertically challenged convict may be a danger to the public.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “that’s a little condescending”

You assume that the person climbing down the wall was a prison inmate but they could have been taking part in a charity event or similar.

 

[Grassman]

I hope that person did the responsible thing and reported this illegal escape to the authorities.

This vertically challenged convict may be a danger to the public.

So often they go underneath the radar.

 

[Nathan]

Sounds like a small time criminal.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Do they really lock people up for petite crime these days?

 

[Jack Straw]

Was this Lewes Prison?

 

[hart's shirt]

Today someone told me that they saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall.

Apparently he's been recaptured and isn't happy.

I wonder which one of the other six he is then.

 

[B-right-on]

Apparently he's been apprehended mid-jet(ing) out of the country.

 

[Winker]

Was he using knotted handkerchiefs to climb down?

 

[Smillie's People]

Was he using knotted handkerchiefs to climb down?

Yes, sadly he was turned down for parachute payments...

After "Running Up That Hill" from the 1980's, the new "retro" song is "GO Now!" from the Moody Blues in 1964...

 

[AmexRuislip]

* not sure about the use of the term 'dwarf' though

Today someone told me that they saw a munchkin climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself “that’s a little condescending”

Corrected for you

 

[Albion my Albion]

You assume that the person climbing down the wall was a prison inmate but they could have been taking part in a charity event or similar.

Sure, because they hold so many charity events in prisons.

Do they?

 

[Albion my Albion]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two


If there was only one fly it would be master bating. (had to change word to get it through sensor)

 

[Bry Nylon]

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two


If there was only one fly it would be master bating. (had to change word to get it through sensor)

Have you been using a particularly strong solvent in an unventilated room, by any chance?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Have you been using a particularly strong solvent in an unventilated room, by any chance?

Got that one from a radio station in Chicago.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Got that one from a radio station in Chicago.

I trust it doesn't rely on comedy for it's funding.

 

[Albion my Albion]

My wife threw me out because she was tired of my hearing all my South American animal puns.

I said "Okay, Alpaca my bags."

 

[Bry Nylon]

My wife threw me out because she was tired of my hearing all my South American animal puns.

I said "Okay, Alpaca my bags."

Surely, if she's given you that feedback, that would just make things worse?