[Humour] Joke du jour

[seagull_special]

My wife just now told me she got a job making plastic Draculas. There's only one other worker, so my wife says she has to make every second count.

 

[Thompson720]

Arsenal Football Club.



Did I win?

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[AmexRuislip]

Two silk worms have a race. It ended in a tie.

(disclaimer: a "friend" told me this joke, so don't shoot
the messenger)

Friend pffffftttt
More like the barman at the Hop and Vine

 

[Sirnormangall]

Apologies for probably repeating something that’s been on NSC before:
I went to a fancy dress party carrying my girlfriend on my back.
The host asked: “what have you come as?”
“ a tortoise “ I replied
“So who is that on your back?” Asked the host
“Michelle” I replied.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I phoned my local B&Q to ask how big the queue is
'Same size as the B'

 

[Eeyore]

I went into a pub a while back and saw that they had Panda on the menu.

So I asked for a quarter Panda.