[Humour] Joke Du Jour

[Brovion]

A software developer walked into a bar, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

 

[MattBackHome]

Didn't he have any money on him?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Did he not know anyone else, could they not have purchased him a drink or could he ask for a tab?

Did he have a bank card or had he forgotten his code

 

[Hampden Park]

If my memory serves me right, didn't he tell the bar person to RAM it.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Nearly everywhere takes card / phone payments now. What kind of shithole bar was he in?

 

[Jesus Gul]

Barman asks ‘why such the long running script?’

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Did he not know anyone else, could they not have purchased him a drink or could he ask for a tab?

Did he have a bank card or had he forgotten his code

Surely contactless would have worked for a beer?

I give this joke a C++

 

[Is it PotG?]

So why did he walk into the bar in the first place if he was potless? To meet someone? We need more detail.

 

[GT49er]

Hmmm ............. that went well ...........

 

[Jack Straw]

A software developer walked into a bar, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

You've spelled cash wrong.

 

[Goldstone1976]

You've spelled cash wrong.

No. You’ve missed the pun, I’m afraid. Cache sounds like cash, but instead of being a physical monetary instrument used for bartering, it’s a software term meaning ...err...something else. You see your error now? Line 2310, I think you’ll find.

 

[SweatyMexican]

He should probably watch where he's walking, he might hurt himself next time.

 

[Jack Straw]

No. You’ve missed the pun, I’m afraid. Cache sounds like cash, but instead of being a physical monetary instrument used for bartering, it’s a software term meaning ...err...something else. You see your error now? Line 2310, I think you’ll find.

Thanks, I think I understand. However, I think this works better;
A software developer walked into a bear, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

 

[schmunk]

Thanks, I think I understand. However, I think this works better;
A software developer walked into a bear, but he couldn't buy a drink because he'd run out of cache.

I can't bare this silliness.

 

[Brovion]

Didn't he have any money on him?

No. He'd spent it going to see the latest blockbuster film specially aimed at software developers: 'JSON and the Arguments'

 

[drew]

Will software developers be out of work when we become a cacheless society?

 

[Jack Straw]

I can't bare this silliness.

You're the polar opposite of me.

 

[GOM]

You're the polar opposite of me.

I like chocolate covered biscuits

 

[father_and_son]

A socially awkward, friendless, nerdy software developer didn't walk into a bar because that would require social confidence - he stayed at home and played on his XBox instead.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Perhaps he needed to turn it off and on again