Joke du jour

[half time scores]

What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

Erotic is where you use a feather,

Kinky is where you use the whole chicken

 

[Ron Manager]

I have just checked in the dictionary and the definitions quoted above do not resemble the official ones in any way, shape or form. Neither do they have capital letters.

 

[Goldstone1976]

"Kinky" is any legal consensual sexual activity enjoyed by others that "I" don't enjoy...

 

[Hampden Park]

Fowl joke

 

[madinthehead]

What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

Erotic is where you use a feather,

Kinky is where you use the whole chicken

Bunch of dirty cluckers!

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Excuse me, but I use feathers to fill pillows and give me a comfortable night's sleep. I find it difficult to envisage how whole chickens might be an alternative. Could someone please explain?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

When you say whole chicken would I be right to assume said fowl is "oven ready"?

Also, just for clarity, you did mean "whole chicken" and not "chicken hole"?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I find nothing erotic abut the sneezing induced by a feather in my proximity. I'm not sure you should be mocking the affliction of those of us cursed with dust mite allergies. Just because we would go for the whole chicken option, doesn't make us kinky. We are the same as all you non allergy sufferers.

Featherist.

 

[Jack Straw]

What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

Erotic is where you use a feather,

Kinky is where you use the whole chicken

The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.

 

[half time scores]

Excuse me, but I use feathers to fill pillows and give me a comfortable night's sleep. I find it difficult to envisage how whole chickens might be an alternative. Could someone please explain?

Ask your daddy if he is 'on the square', is he is, he will be able to explain.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Ask your daddy if he is 'on the square', is he is, he will be able to explain.

Give him the Third Degree......

 

[crodonilson]

Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce??

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.

An egg

 

[half time scores]

Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce??

Why?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Why?

Cos he does

 

[Jack Straw]

Why doesn't Elton John like lettuce??

We're having a sensible, rational and grown-up debate regarding the definitions of Erotic and Kinky. You now try to hijack this debate by throwing lettuce in to the mix. Please don't use these diversionary tactics to try to direct us away from the original purpose of this discussion. Thank you.

 

[AmexRuislip]

What's the most common owl in the UK?

 

[DavidRyder]

What's the most common owl in the UK?

Has it got anything to do with Sheff Weds and their humungous support?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Kitchent ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Has it got anything to do with Sheff Weds and their humungous support?

No sod that