Joke du jour

[AmexRuislip]

Has it got anything to do with Sheff Weds and their humungous support?

The t-towl

 

[Is it PotG?]

The t-towl

So I WAS close with kitchent then?

 

[AmexRuislip]

So I WAS close with kitchent then?

Excellent, and your prize is free entry to Kate Humbles nature garden

 

[Jack Straw]

What's the most common owl in the UK?

The Paypert Owl?

 

[blueandwhitestripes]

What is the difference between Erotic and Kinky?

Erotic is where you use a feather,

Kinky is where you use the whole chicken

So, on to the important question, who came first

 

[Coldeanseagull]

The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.

What, where you pullet?

 

[crodonilson]

Why?

Because he's a rocket man

 

[Birdie Boy]

The joke should also include Perverted, as well as Erotic and Kinky.
Perverted is where you use an under-age chicken.

S&M is where you use a battery caged chicken.