Joke Du Jour

[narly101]

What do you say to a constipated cat?

Have a break.......have a shit, cat!

 

[Manx Shearwater]

Surely you'd consult a vet to see if the problem is diet related?

 

[SeagullSongs]

What do you say to a constipated cat?

Have a break.......have a shit, cat!

Sometimes it's not quite that easy.

Cat Constipation: Causes and Remedies

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Why would you say that? He clearly is having problems doing it.

SHOUTING at him is not going to help.

 

[The Large One]

Would the cat understand English?

Even if it did, you'd have to make sure that the cat is standing in the litter tray in order for it to immediately comply with your order.

I'm sure some chemical, or even natural remedy, and maybe some TLC might be wise before you start barking orders at it.

 

[Benjyman1990]

How would you know if its even constipated in the first place? It could just be shitting outside!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A break from what exactly? A break from sleeping on the sofa? A break from licking its own balls?

 

[Sausage]

Tee Hee. I love it.

 

[essbee]

"Taxi for Mr Narly".

Can the standard of jokes get any lower? I can't see it happening.

 

[element]

"Taxi for Mr Narly".

Can the standard of jokes get any lower? I can't see it happening.

Yes, and I deffo can. Thanks

 

[essbee]

element,

It's damn worrying whatever.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Nothing. It is a cat. Cats don't understand English.

I'd suggest a slightly more proactive course would be to take the poor feline to a veterinary surgery for professional help. Of course if you can already diagnose constipation for your cat this would suggest you possess the requisite veterinary skills yourself. Therefore I am extremely concerned that you are counselling this bizarre aural remedy to the general public. Are you currently practicing? If so I demand to know the premises from which you are dispensing this nonsense so that the relevant authorities may be informed.

 

[gripper stebson]

Reminds me of one of my own finest moments!

I used to work at ESCC in the Printroom and there was a chap their called Patrick. He yawned one morning so I quipped, "Have a break, have a kip Pat".

Sadly there was no one else present to hear it... until now!

 

[element]

Nothing. It is a cat. Cats don't understand English.

I'd suggest a slightly more proactive course would be to take the poor feline to a veterinary surgery for professional help. Of course if you can already diagnose constipation for your cat this would suggest you possess the requisite veterinary skills yourself. Therefore I am extremely concerned that you are counselling this bizarre aural remedy to the general public. Are you currently practicing? If so I demand to know the premises from which you are dispensing this nonsense so that the relevant authorities may be informed.

I think he just took a stab in the dark tbf

 

[essbee]

gripper stebson,

I think you're better off nicking Tucker's lunch money.

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

I think he just took a stab in the dark

Well that might loosen things up back there but it's a disturbing and positively illegal approach to the problem...

 

[brakespear]

A lot of cats have an intolerance to lactose so it may be this that is causing the problem - try switching to special cat milk and see if it resolves the situation.

 

[Surrey Phil]

Simples - sneak up quietly on the constipated cat and scare the shit out of it!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Perhaps the cure is a dose of Catgut...... Take the lead.....just string him along..........