A policeman pulls over a Norwich fan. The policeman says, "Before I search, do you have anything in your boot that you shouldn't have?" The guy says, "Yeah, two extra toes."
Gary Cahill's transfer to Chelsea has been delayed because his wife cannot agree personal terms with John Terry.
A policeman pulls over the Norwich manager. The policeman says, "Before I search, do you have any stolen items in your boot that you shouldn't have?" The guy says, "Yeah, Elliott Bennett. I stole him for £1m"
When Thierry Henry signed again for Arsenal, they said “Don’t worry, you’ll feel right at home, everything is just the same as when you left”.
“Including the trophy cabinet”.