Joke du Jour

[Acker79]

Reading this thread is like reading the sickipedia twitter feed.

 

[narly101]

Why did the broom turn up late for work?

It overswept.

Ba-doom-doom-tisch!

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

To stop anymore gossip Yes I was arrested for assault on New Years Eve! But in my defence, it was nearly Midnight & if you were next to a Muslim with a rucksack shouting, 10,9,8,7.....
You would have reacted the same!!!