Joke d'hier

[Jack Straw]

I went to a zoo once.

Jamaica?

 

[Questions]

Jamaica?

No she wouldn't plug it in.

 

[LlcoolJ]

I went to a zoo once.

How does it smell?

 

[ringmerseagulltoo]

I had to think about this 'joke' for a second before I realised that it only works if you mispronounce shih tzu as 'shit zoo' rather than using the correct pronunciation.

You obviously escaped because the Pedant Cage was empty.

 

[Questions]

You obviously escaped because the Pedant Cage was empty.

It wouldn't be empty though would it. There would be oxygen, nitrogen and other trace gases contained within surely.

 

[Dr Q]

My Grandad was killed by a Zulu.

He was having a cr@p at Whipsnade Zoo and a cistern fell on his head!