[Humour] Joke de saison

[Titanic]

Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?

It was Stollen.

 

[Eeyore]

Marble Cake

 

[Stato]

Stollen's bread, not cake.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?

It was Stollen.

How can it be on display if it had been stolen?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I have some Christmas Cake.
Is it stollen?
No, I paid for it.


Is a better version imho.

 

[dazzer6666]

How can it be on display if it had been stolen?

Like the Elgin Marbles ?

 

[Bodian]

I think this is fake-cake news. A quick search of the British Museum collection https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/search?keyword=cake reveals that they have no cake on display or storage. A few cake moulds, cake stamps and other cake ephemera, but no actual cake.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Bloody typical of the British Museum this is, displaying something that isn’t even British. Come on Rishi give it back to the Germans.

 

[AmexRuislip]

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?































Tarzipan

 

[Zeberdi]

I think this is fake-cake news. A quick search of the British Museum collection https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/search?keyword=cake reveals that they have no cake on display or storage. A few cake moulds, cake stamps and other cake ephemera, but no actual cake.

That’s because it was stollen not cake

If you had actually searched for ‘bread’ and not ‘cake’, your search would have borne stollen fruit…

dish; food product | British Museum

Flat circular basketry dish of woven palm leaf, with two loaves of unleavened bread. One piece of bread has hand imprints on both sides of the loaf, probably left by the baker.

www.britishmuseum.org

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I note nothing by Mr Rudyard Kipling was stolen. Coincidence?

 

[The Clamp]

What beats his chest and swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake?































Tarzipan

That is funnier than it has any right to be.

 

[Jack Straw]

Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?

It was Stollen.

Will it still be on display after Christmas, or will it be replaced by another type of cake? I'd like to go and see it, but don't want to go all the way to London to find it's not there any more.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Why did Santa come down the chimney?
Because he didn't know the difference between Flo (the little barmaid down the Redeemer's Return) and flue.

 

[Zeberdi]

Why did Santa come down the chimney?
Because he didn't know the difference between Flo (the little barmaid down the Redeemer's Return) and flue.

She was very understanding and said ‘better than coming in the rain dear‘

 

[MJsGhost]

Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum?

It was Stollen.

Fake news?

Cake news?

Covfefe?

 

[bhafc99]

Though this joke has many layers, it hasn’t really risen to the occasion and is clearly half-baked. Think you need to mix it up a bit, maybe slice it differently?

 

[MJsGhost]

Though this joke has many layers, it hasn’t really risen to the occasion

Prove it!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Why don't snowmen have snow babies?

 

[MJsGhost]

Why don't snowmen have snow babies?

Snowladies are frigid?