[Humour] Joke de saison

[KZNSeagull]

Why don't snowmen have snow babies?

Snowballs. They haven't got any and even if they did they would be too cold to produce viable sperm.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I note nothing by Mr Rudyard Kipling was stolen. Coincidence?

The original WAS stolen.
What you see now are exceedingly good fakes

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think this is fake-cake news. A quick search of the British Museum collection https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/search?keyword=cake reveals that they have no cake on display or storage. A few cake moulds, cake stamps and other cake ephemera, but no actual cake.

You didn't look very hard.

Food and drink

Try the refined Great Court Restaurant, family-friendly pizzeria, or a quick bite to eat at one of our Great Court cafés.

www.britishmuseum.org

 

[jcdenton08]

You didn't look very hard.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Courtesy of this week's Popbitch...

This year I decided to buy a Russian advent calendar. Every time I open a window, an oligarch falls out