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[Easy 10]

Come join the Bretheren, friends.
Give in to your hidden carnal desires, and allow yourselves to be stroked and caressed deep within the musky folds of my warm, protective bosom. Join the Movement which is sweeping NSC. Brothers and sisters - you are either with me or against me. Cast off the shackles of your inhibitions. Discard the final vestiges of your foolish vanities. Submit yourselves to me in body, mind and spirit, and I shall show you The Light, and touch you deeply in places you never knew existed.





Offer open to all UK, Channel Island and Isle of Man residents only, except employees of Easy 10, his immediate family, affiliate companies, or anyone who might tell. Easy 10 reserves the right to leer, groom and generally behave in an inappropriate manner towards members. Lifetime membership of the Easy 10 Group can be gained by (i) agreeing to perform an act of Easy 10's choosing, or (ii) purchase of 1 pint of Stella Artois for Easy 10 at any given venue. All rights reserved.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

G-A-Y

 

[Faldo]

What are your thoughts on apathy and indifference?

Not that I care...

 

[Simster]

G-A-Y

f*** OFF Barnet.



(Sort him out Easy - lay into this muppet luxury player)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm signing up, when do these marvelous benefits begin?

 

[On the Left Wing]

The Mile Oak Mafia can offer you protection at a very competitive rate ...

we'll be round later

 

[Braders]

i'm signing up, when do these marvelous benefits begin?

as soon as you sign in blood.

(btw easy i smudged mine,does that matter ?)

 

[On the Left Wing]

as soon as you sign in blood.

(btw easy i smudged mine,does that matter ?)

You should have pricked your finger, not slashed yer feckin wrists Braders!

 

[Braders]

You should have pricked your finger, not slashed yer feckin wrists Braders!

i had a lot to write

 

[CAFC Matt]

I'll join

 

[Weezle]

PYRAMID!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Camel

(whoops, wrong thread)

 

[Barnet Seagull]

i had a lot to write

S - L - I - C - E is only five letters.

 

[MRRF 10]

i'll join

 

[John Dorian]

Yes easy , ive been swayed sign me up !! please

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

ref87, i love you so much, may you add me to the people you like list?

 

[Braders]

S - L - I - C - E is only five letters.

bollocks i spelt that wrong then *gets dizzy*

 

[Everest]

Dear people, PLEASE BE AWARE

I used to belong to the Easy 10 conglomerate. I wish I had had the foresight to envisage what this "cult" would offer me.

My house was painted in blue & white stripes by some dodgy men in purple overalls talking in a funny Middle Eastern tongue (quite why purple overalls talk such bollocks is beyond me).
A quite large BHA shirted man with facial hair started stalking me. This I found very very frightening as he wasn't wearing anything else.
But worse of all, I never received the Roxanne photo as promised, bastard.

In a nutshell...
















you will find a nut.

 

[Easy 10]

Everest, I've had a word with Abdul and Shekha. Their english has come on leaps and bounds since you last spoke, and they are keen to finish the back of your house. Please let me know when this will be convenient.

And for the record, I wasn't "stalking" you. I merely needed a lift to the Kings Head, where I had left my trousers after an unfortunate incident involving a raccoon. Had you stopped, I would have had the opportunity to explain, but you sped off in your taxi before I had the chance.

And the Roxanne photo's were strictly first-come first-serve. I only had three, and one of them is suspended on my toilet wall for theraputic masturbatory purposes. I'm sure you understand.

I trust this clears things up.

 

[Everest]

I think it clears up my gripes, but what did you do to clear up your dump room after all that "theraputic masturbating"?
And can you tell Abdul and Shekha that the stripes were probably meant to be vertical, not the horizontal as painted.