Join my Multinational CONGLOMERATE...enlist here.

[Beach Hut]

Pyramid sales alert

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I have noticed that Artois, Simster and Brovian are now a part of the newly formed Easy 10 Group, whilst Everest has set up his own subsidiery under Easy 11. Anyone else care to be bought out and owned ? Benefits of membership are listed below.

NSC Bonus - For every thread you start which attracts more than 100 replies (not including your own), I will PM you with a practical and life-changing tip on personal hygiene.

NSC Pension - Once you reach 15,000 posts, I will start a pension thread specifically for you, with an initial lump sum of 100 smilies. I will then continue to pay 5 smilies per week into your pension thread.

NSC Protection - As part of the Easy 10 Group, you are entitled to feel secure and happy within yourself. If anyone on NSC upsets you, or makes you look stupid with a cutting insult or remark, then report it to me. I will then begin a thread on your behalf with some elaborate and derogatory lies and insults against the offending poster. Other members of the Easy 10 Group are also invited to join in. Remember - we're in this together.

NSC Canteen - All members of the NSC group can post about their culinary lunchtime habits, and can discuss various cheeses with other Group members at length and in great detail. By this we can benefit and learn from each other, and broaden our own gastronomic horizons beyond those of the average NSC Poster.


As you can see, the benefits are considerable. Sign below and give yourselves over to me. You know it makes sense, and I know you want to.







* All benefits are under the provision that I can actually be arsed.

Easy, do you ever do any work during the week? You must have a helluva boring job that allows you so much time on NSC each and everyday with monster posts like this one? ever thought about getting a job that you actually enjoy?

 

[Easy 10]

Jobs pretty dull, but the pay ain't bad, and I work in a stress-free environment. I work at my own pace which allows me the freedom to frig about on here, but everything gets done and I'm good at what I do.

What more could I want ?

 

[Everest]

What more could I want ?

Neighbours whose car alarms don't go off early in the morning?

 

[tedebear]

I'm very aprehensive about this CONGLOMGERATE, I mean I've read the advertising about whats on offer - and frankly I've been there before...if I join and reap the benefits - whats in it for a bear like me? Do I become EASY 10's bit of fluff on the side?? on of Easy's "GIRLS" ? and as for this photo of Roxanne - is there an alternative for lets say us with bumps and divots?

 

[Everest]

Careful for what you ask for. You may end up with a photo of Easy himself, taken in his little "whacking off pad" with the Roxanne photo on the wall.

 

[Faldo]

Careful for what you ask for. You may end up with a photo of Easy himself, taken in his little "whacking off pad" with the Roxanne photo on the wall.

Maybe I'll skip breakfast this morning...