Jobs you wouldn't want to do

[Buzzer]

I'll start off. The blokes that clean the windows in the office blocks I work around. It's windy and they're hanging by ropes 100ft in the air with a bucket and sponge.

 

[Monkster]

Moderate this board

 

[tedebear]

The person who cleans the public toilets...

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

The cleaner who has to clean up after porno shoots. Especially "fetish" films...

 

[Les Biehn]

Jizz Mopper - person who cleans the nudie both after a punter has shot his load.

 

[Mendoza]

England Football Manager

 

[scooter1]

I know people choose to be one, but its not for me - Traffic Warden.
There is no margin for reason, which means if you want to keep the job you have to behave like a c**t, therefore you will be treated with utter contempt by the public(and thats not just those that you issue tickets to)

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

I'll start off. The blokes that clean the windows in the office blocks I work around. It's windy and they're hanging by ropes 100ft in the air with a bucket and sponge.

don't feel too bad, though. the people who have to do the really shitty jobs get paid much more by way of compensation.

 

[Billy the Fish]

turkey wanker

 

[Wilko]

A fluffer

 

[Questions]

Manage Crystal Palace uuuurrrgghhhhh

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I once dreamt I was an accountant working near Covent Garden.

I woke up screaming.


*shudder*

 

[JJ McClure]

Working in the Albion ticket office.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Secondary school teacher. Hats off to anyone who chooses to teach, it would scare me shitless.

 

[Tooting Gull]

The people who stand holding an advertising board all day with an arrow on it pointing towards a golf sale/Burger King/whatever. That's no way to use a media studies degree.

 

[Kukev31]

Pest control people.

 

[tedebear]

A friend of my mothers is a wig maker for loads of the big stage productions in Sydney, she employes someone to specifically collect the sweaty grotty wigs at the end of the night and wash them before the sweat and spit ruins them....don't think I'd like that job much,,,

 

[Perry Milkins]

An Accountant.

 

[scooter1]

Secondary school teacher. Hats off to anyone who chooses to teach, it would scare me shitless.

In inner London/Liverpool/Manchester/Birmingham - good call, these people have got to have a mildy masocistic streak

 

[Buzzer]

I once dreamt I was an accountant working near Covent Garden.

I woke up screaming.


*shudder*

I see what you've done there.