Jobs you wouldn't want to do

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I see what you've done there.

Bigger boys made me do it, then ran away.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Premiership star... think how hard it is... I mean, sure you get £100,000 a week, and women on demand, but... what if you lose, no amount of money, cars or gorgeous women could heal the pain.....

Lucky bastards.

 

[Badger]

Emptying portaloos....

Has anyone seen the film "Kenny"?

 

[Tooting Gull]

PR for British Gas. Why bother? It's just a terrible company.

 

[Woodchip]

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