[Misc] Jobs you would never do

[Two Professors]

Work in the 1901.Imagine having to put up with some of the moany tossers on here in real life!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Work in the 1901.Imagine having to put up with some of the moany tossers on here in real life!

The usually recruit from the universities. Given you need a brain to go there I think you’re more than safe.

 

[Normal Rob]

Being a cold call salesman. Would hate the 20 odd rejections, for every lead.

Boring and demoralising.

Perhaps not unsurprisingly the best such salesman that i ever met took the view that, if he made 100 calls, and that 100th call was the one that made him £1000, then he was earning £10 per call. It's just how you look at it i guess

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

The army. Bullets look like they hurt.

 

[Two Professors]

The usually recruit from the universities. Given you need a brain to go there I think you’re more than safe.

No wonder you're always whinging.I expect they ask if anybody has a lighter for the electric ovens,thick af,students.

 

[Two Professors]

The army. Bullets look like they hurt.

Only if it has got your name on it.

 

[Puppet Master]

Telesales
Bailiff

 

[Hampden Park]

cave rescuer

 

[Muzzy]

Support Palace. Not enough money in the world and it must surely be classed as a job!

 

[Keith the Kipper]

A teacher.- all that stress and red tape from Offgem. Peanuts money too (£30k) Saying this as my other half is a teacher and is thinking of changing career.

£30k peanuts ?!! I must seriously be in the wrong job!

 

[PTC Gull]

Driving and operating the aircraft toilet emptying truck! Always saw those guys a slight shade of blue !

 

[Brownstuff]

In Roman Times a Puke Collector

 

[LlcoolJ]

Notable that although we have a couple of police apologists (and I didn't say they were all ***** btw, just that I couldn't do the job because it could well mean backing up *****, and I'm not a ****), nobody's stuck up for people working in HR or hedge fund managers.

Alright, by notable I mean funny.

 

[LlcoolJ]

In Roman Times a Puke Collector

I bet vomitorium manager was a decent job back then. Well, better than "gladiator", "lion food" or eunuch.

 

[bobbab5]

Don't work in retail, it's shit. It particularly ****s up football for you.

 

[The Clamp]

GP
Podiatrist.
Anything in retail.
Any call centre related slavery.
Sales.
Prime Minister.

 

[maltaseagull]

Don't work in retail, it's shit. It particularly ****s up football for you.

I missed many years of Saturday games due to this.

 

[southstandandy]

£30k peanuts ?!! I must seriously be in the wrong job!

It is for a qualified teacher who works effectvely 60 hours a week with all the marking, preparation, etc she has to do. Most evenings she doesn't get home until 8pm. I havent earn't as little as £30k since I was in my 20's, although I do have to put up with the commute to London.