He is so f*cking bland, sings songs about living in California, is bland, is too rich for my liking, is bland (did I say that?) and what's all that crap about "your beautiful...blah, blah, blah", you should have just gone up to her, got her number, f*cked her fella off and got on with the rest of your day. But what do you do instead, write a whiney pathetic song, get some boll*cks you posh twat.
