[Football] Jadon Sancho

[Oh_aye]

Be good to bolster that troublesome left wing position. We've had to shoehorn Mitoma there for far too long, and if he gets injured we'll have to resort to that Pedro bloke we've just broken our transfer record to buy, or play Enciso who looked completely out of sorts in the position when he got two assists in the 6-0 win against Wolves and scored away at Arsenal to put an end to their title hopes. Glad we're not wasting our money on right backs - we've loads of midfielders who can play there.

Honestly, where does this rubbish come from?

Unlike Sancho, the journalist doesn't know his ting cuz.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We're hardly going to sign a 'name' player in their prime now, are we? Players already halfway to the knacker's yard on the other hand...

 

[martin tyler]

I have a friend who lives in Surrey but is a Utd season ticket holder. Reckons he’s a shithouse. Offered to drive him here himself using his own petrol. Make of that what you will

 

[Weststander]

We're hardly going to sign a 'name' player in their prime now, are we? Players already halfway to the knacker's yard on the other hand...

A low "prime"

 

[Questions]

I have a friend who lives in Surrey but is a Utd season ticket holder. Reckons he’s a shithouse. Offered to drive him here himself using his own petrol. Make of that what you will

He can’t even play left back.

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I saw this posted on twitter today, by an account which had two followers and three following. I hit mute and expected to hear no more of it. Now the respected sports journalist Frankie Elliot (me neither) has a byline in Sussexworld (nice name, wasn't aware of it until now).

It could be plausible given our reputation for paying over the odds for players the "Big 6" want to offload.

Saw this account earlier,
Good to see the due diligence is to standard at Sussex World

Could be an interesting summer

 

[Djmiles]

Jesus, anyone will believe anything posted on twitter these days. Not sure who I feel more sorry for; the trash posting it, or the fools believing it.

 

[Muzzman]

It's ALL about the Benjamin's these days, Sancho has got it easy bleeding 350K a week from United. That's funny and I want it to continue.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Jesus, anyone will believe anything posted on twitter these days. Not sure who I feel more sorry for; the trash posting it, or the fools believing it.

Well that's me buggered for that Chernobyl Spa break I've booked

 

[Mancgull]

£350k a week!! Wow. Almost Maguire or Phil Jones levels of stupidity. Why would anyone want to solve the Sancho problem for United?

The Sheik’s deadline for his offer has transpired and so it seems that United continue to be bled dry by the Glaziers.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

It's ALL about the Benjamin's these days, Sancho has got it easy bleeding 350K a week from United. That's funny and I want it to continue.

Benjamins? So manure are subbing him out to the MLS, then?

 

[Muzzman]

Benjamins? So manure are subbing him out to the MLS, then?

Glazers have the big bucks do they not?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Like wild fire

1.6m followers

 

[dwayne]

Like wild fire

1.6m followers

Quoting same source which originated from the bloke with 11 followers.

Painful.

 

[A1X]

As a thought experiment of how quickly an utterly ridiculous lie can fly around the world, it’s actually fascinating

 

[saafend_seagull]

This was tweeted by someone who had 3 followers. Who’s going to pay his £300k a week?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Top quality journalism all round.
Bring on AI generated content, it cannot be any worse surely.

 

[Super Steve Earle]

A low "prime"

Surely even low Prime means he'll still arrive by 10.00pm tomorrow?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Like wild fire

1.6m followers

His agent is having fun linking him to anyone and everyone

 

[US Seagull]

As a thought experiment of how quickly an utterly ridiculous lie can fly around the world, it’s actually fascinating

Reminds me of this:



Took about six minutes after sending a made up tweet for betting markets to react.