I've just lent someone I barely know £60

[Easy 10]

YAY
I'm Easy 10 again
Thank you oh Anonymous One

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Anyone need a tenner ?

 

[Bry Nylon]

YAY
I'm Easy 10 again
Thank you oh Anonymous One

Can I borrow a tenner, then?

I'll post my passport to Bozza as assurity....

 

[Bakesy]

Dave, can you lend Guinness Dave £60 so he can have some beers with the lads at the Scunny game?

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: I've just lent someone I barely know £60

Nah, warning bells should be flashing. If he don't zap you this time, he's already got you marked down for a trusting sort of fellow aka mug who will lob sixty quid at near-strangers. Beware any future requests of a similar nature involving larger amounts.

And Tom, you were bang on.
I need you to hold my chubby hand next time I'm in the pub and asked for a CASH ADVANCE.

 

[Easy 10]

Thank you all for your support. I am now officially retired from the lending business.

It may (or may not) interest you to know that I am a PROFESSIONAL debt collector, and I feel my softly-softly approach to the debtors MOTHER paid dividends on this occasion. I did, however, have several more tactics up my sleeve...

 

[NMH]

At least you got to 'know' this stranger a little better. AND you even met his MUM!

 

[Mrs Coach]

I wonder if he'll show his face in your pub again. He'll either be 1. embarassed and not show up or 2. brazen and come and chin yer for having his mum tell him off! *what a baby!*
I think 1. is more likely!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I don't know what Frank would make of you passing up such an opportunity ................

 

[aftershavedave]

I don't know what Frank would make of you passing up such an opportunity ................