I've just lent someone I barely know £60

[Easy 10]

Cheers Biscuit, B of F and Starry.
Still feel like a but thats life I suppose.

For what its worth, he does (apparently) pay up eventually according to a couple of the folks down there tonight who he's borrowed cash from before. Paying up by lunchtime today was apparently slightly optimistic though.

 

[Yorkie]

Fear not, Easy. There may be a rational explanation and he will come up trumps. Even if you do not get the money back, you can be satisfied that you are a trusting and giving person who sees the best in people. There are not many of them left.

I would agree with that. You never know, he may surprise you yet.

 

[shabba]

so did you get your money?

 

[1066gull]

I wish someone would give me 60 quid

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

so did you get your money?

I'm guessing....no

 

[Bakesy]

Dave, i think it's only right that the Moderators strike while the irons hot, and rename you EASY PICKINGS.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Dave, i think it's only right that the Moderators strike while the irons hot, and rename you EASY PICKINGS.

Or Easy TOUCH.

I reckon you'll get it back Dave, I just don't think it'll be this weekend.

 

[Knightsworld]

Chin up mate, cause it is going to get worse for you tomorrow night, when it is your turn to get duly RAPED at the poker table

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Or Easy TOUCH.

 

[Delusional Pengoon]

My other half doesn't earn much more than £60 for a nightshift at the nursing home.

Does she do strippagrams there?

 

[maffew]

reckon you'll get your cash and just dont help this individual again, fair play for trying to help I reckon



































































mug

 

[maffew]

Just so nobody else gets caught out by this FRAUDSTER here is a picture of him

 

[hitony]

Just so nobody else gets caught out by this FRAUDSTER here is a picture of him

Bollocks........to late.....i lent that geezer £500,000 he said he needed it to buy a footbal player.........Easy im a bigger mug than you mate !!!

 

[Seagullible]

I wish someone would give me 60 quid

You can get a shag cheaper than that

 

[Easy 10]

I now have the £60.

Can I have my name back please ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I now have the £60.

Can I have my name back please ?

Only when we get full details of what happened

 

[Easy 10]

Only when we get full details of what happened

Oh ALRIGHT

I went to his parents house (where he still lives - how pathetic). His mother answered the door, he wasn't in, so I apologised for troubling her and was invited in. I explained the whole sorry episode, whereupon she phoned his cousin to see if he was there. He was. She then proceeded to give him the BIGGEST bollocking over the phone I have ever heard, which culminated in her calling him a little TWAT, and that this was "not over" and she would "speak with him later".

She then produced her purse - which appeared to have the gross natioanal deficit of Liberia housed within its musky leathery folds. She gave me £60, I thanked her kindly, then made my excuses and left.

Job done. Now can I be Easy 10 again please ? I don't feel right.

 

[The Large One]

You mugged her, didn't you?

Admit it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Oh ALRIGHT

I went to his parents house (where he still lives - how pathetic). His mother answered the door, he wasn't in, so I apologised for troubling her and was invited in. I explained the whole sorry episode, whereupon she phoned his cousin to see if he was there. He was. She then proceeded to give him the BIGGEST bollocking over the phone I have ever heard, which culminated in her calling him a little TWAT, and that this was "not over" and she would "speak with him later".

She then produced her purse - which appeared to have the gross natioanal deficit of Liberia housed within its musky leathery folds. She gave me £60, I thanked her kindly, then made my excuses and left.

Job done. Now can I be Easy 10 again please ? I don't feel right.

Well PLAYED sir!

 

[Easy 10]

You mugged her, didn't you?

Admit it.

She was so sweet that I really hesitated taking the cash from her, but she insisted, and I firmly got the impression that her son was IN FOR IT when he turned up home. A formidable looking woman. She was a bit like a 300lb Jilly Cooper, very well spoken.

Look, if I was down to my last fiver but I thought someone else needed it more, then I probably would still lend it. I'm generally a very good natured chap - some would obviously call it gullible, or stupid - but I've gathered many close friends being how I am, and I'm going to try not to let this mildly annoying experience change my attitude.

Anyone need a tenner ?