I've got an ENORMOUS PACKAGE

[Lord Bracknell]

3.3 kilos - the weight of the parcel the postman brought ...

... it was from the Department for Communities and Local Government.

Getting on for 1,500 pages of representations to Ruth Kelly, made by the 25 individuals and organisations who have something to say to her, before she makes the decision.

The fattest of the documents is from the Albion.

I guess I'll have to read EVERYTHING.

 

[Buzzer]

not exactly up to Guinness Dave standard.

 

[Bry Nylon]

not exactly up to Guinness Dave standard.

 

[Bry Nylon]

 

[Ding Dong !]

Re: 3.3 kilos - the weight of the parcel the postman brought ...

... it was from the Department for Communities and Local Government.

Getting on for 1,500 pages of representations to Ruth Kelly, made by the 25 individuals and organisations who have something to say to her, before she makes the decision.

The fattest of the documents is from the Albion.

I guess I'll have to read EVERYTHING.

Can you summarise it for us in just two lines !!!!:

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Draw a pee-pee on one of the pages. Just for a laugh like.

 

[NMH]

'Build a bonfire' ?

 

[Lawro's Lip]

Did it have all our postcards in it?

 

[Mrs Coach]

Best of luck! I'll send you a carton of orange juice and a twix for when you get 'line blindness'

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

I thought it was all the barrels of Harvey's you were having delivered for yesterday. Still, all the best with your task. I've got to cut a very complicated report down from 30 pages to only 10, and then explain it to Directors and senior officials who know sweet Felicity Armstrong about it, who have got to go to Geneva to be questioned on its contents. I'm dreading it.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I thought it was all the barrels of Harvey's you were having delivered for yesterday. Still, all the best with your task. I've got to cut a very complicated report down from 30 pages to only 10, and then explain it to Directors and senior officials who know sweet Felicity Armstrong about it, who have got to go to Geneva to be questioned on its contents. I'm dreading it.

bloody civil servants...just get on with it

 

[Curious Orange]

Can we see your enormous package Lord B?

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

bloody civil servants...just get on with it

You try translating officials' language into English. You would need several afterwards, as I will today.

 

[Woodchip]

Best of luck with that Lord B. I bet it's rivetting read.

 

[Caveman]

Stop wasting your time on Northstand Chat and get reading man.

 

[magoo]

Why bother? Ruth Kelly probably won't!

 

[DTES]

Scan it in and let us all have a read LB.

Did Lewes leave in their instruction about "all major stadia"?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I guess thats why you have not registered for the Cheltenham challenge too much swotting to do.

 

[Blackadder]

Everone should get a nice parcel on (or near) their birthday!

Enjoy LB!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Draw a pee-pee on one of the pages. Just for a laugh like.

Yeah see how much detail they put into their inspection.