[Food] It’s back! The Premier League edition of The Marvellous 1901 Food Thead.

[British Bulldog]

Here’s the starter......any guesses as to what this is?

Looks like a slither of Spanish omelette with not a lot else.

 

[Guinness Boy]

You've had a mare there

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

So, the main course was mustard glazed rump of Cornish lamb, courgette moussaka, wilted baby spinach, black olives and a light lamb jus.

I think it’s time for pudding......

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Last course

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Brown sludge with yellow sludge, with an extra topping of brown.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

Last course

In the words of Basil Fawlty "at least it's fresh puke".

 

[Eeyore]

I can't think of a posh name for a small slice of chocolate brownie and an ultra mean helping of custard.

 

[Eeyore]

Medium rare horse. £599.


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Always playing the foal.

 

[Sussexscots]

Sticky toffee pudding with custard. Assume that wee portion was just to let you have a taste to see if you liked it?

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

Last course

Malted loaf with mustard


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[Pevenseagull]

Lamb rump?

Oi! Where's my prize?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Last course

2 types of shit with discharge?

 

[LowKarate]

I can tell that the dessert is:

4000 mile brake pad caressed with squeaky bum residue and a too-quickly-served yellow snow coulis

 

[Normski1989]

This thread has made me very grateful that my only hospitality experience was an early kick off, so we had a nice breakfast rather than whatever that is!

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[melias shoes]

Here’s the starter......any guesses as to what this is?

Champagne socialist.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I can tell that the dessert is:

4000 mile brake pad caressed with squeaky bum residue and a too-quickly-served yellow snow coulis

Not quite. It was sticky date and walnut pudding, treacle toffee and custard.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Champagne socialist.

It was Ridgeview English sparkling wine on Saturday.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

And this was £120 and came without a match ticket. I think it was 220 including ticket.

 

[seagulls4ever]

I hoped that dessert tasted better than it looks (like a pre-packaged desert from your local supermarket).

 

[LowKarate]

Not quite. It was sticky date and walnut pudding, treacle toffee and custard.

Was it heck! Get the fudge sauce outta here!