[Technology] Is your tree up yet?

[crodonilson]

Festive lights switch ons happening now up and down the country, we're in the home straight now for all the festive celebrations, so is your tree up yet?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I never took mine down

 

[Is it PotG?]

Oh yes, and as luck would have it just managed to book Duncan Norvelle to come around for a mince pie and to turn on the lights.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Yes it’s up……in the loft where it belongs in November

 

[Swansman]

Six weeks before Christmas? Nope.

Yes it’s up……in the loft where it belongs in November

Plastic christmas trees are some useless shit. Americanisation.

 

[southstandandy]

Don't be daft. Goes up 1 week before Christmas then down on Boxing Day. Simple.

 

[Weststander]

A mini one went up with its fairy lights in my daughter's room on the 1st.

I've seen a few homes with an Xmas ring on the front door and lights up inside.

 

[father_and_son]

Up in mid Dec, down by 5th Jan. anything else should constitute a capital offence.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Not this year. We have a six month old kitten who is a destroyer of anything he considers a toy.

 

[Live by the sea]

I have both a Xmas tree and a Hanukkah bush as I have many Jewish friends and it makes them feel very happy when they come over for drinks . A very famous solo pop star who died at Christmas time a few years ago , did the same I believe so I can’t claim it’s my original idea .

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Will be going up when we get back from holiday on the 6th December, then I usually rag it all down on New Years Day.

January 1st, a new year, Christmas is gone, New Years Eve has gone - and so can all the decorations.

 

[maltaseagull]

We don't have one!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Council always puts up a xmas tree fenced-off recycling area opposite my house. First xmas tree always gets dumped there about a fortnight before xmas. Last one always gets dumped there about Easter. Some seriously head-mental people out there in the local community

 

[NooBHA]

Oh yes, and as luck would have it just managed to book Duncan Norvelle to come around for a mince pie and to turn on the lights.

I've booked Boris Johnson to switch my Christmas Lights on this year. He actually had a prior engagement at PM Questions but he said he would cancel that so long as I paid his fee for switching my lights on into an account in Panama.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I've booked Boris Johnson to switch my Christmas Lights on this year. He actually had a prior engagement at PM Questions but he said he would cancel that so long as I paid his fee for switching my lights on into an account in Panama.

Nice. Christmas Cracker gag writer?

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Mine will go up on the 16th and come down on the 6th .... job done!

 

[Brok]

This year, Christmas Day and New Years Day will be in the same year...

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I'm too busy listening to Bros's 'difficult' third single Drop the Boy.

 

[Insel affe]

Not putting one up this year, my wife and daughter go to Michigan on 18th December.
I fly out on the 23rd, so nope.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Certainly not and anyone that has should be flogged.