Is this world against me

[Kev the Ape]

Scott has a gf, my friends have all bf and gf, and im feeling the odd 1 out, someone put me out of my misery and shoot me .

 

[Kryten]

shoot me .

With pleasure

 

[chip]

BANG

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

where do we get tickets? or is a bidding thing?

 

[Biscuit]

f*** off kev.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

i hear the trains are a good way to go try balcombe?

 

[Cian]

I would but I don't want to waste a bullet..

 

[fatboy]

Have you ever tried being gay?


I can give you a few phone numbers...

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

o fatboy you did say you would try and set me up

 

[Kev the Ape]

Have you ever tried being gay?


I can give you a few phone numbers...

Thats A BIG NO

 

[fatboy]

One day you will meet someone you really really like Kev.

 

[B.M.F]

Do it yourself you selfish buggar. that way we do not have to do time for killing you although we would probably get a NSC knighthood out of it

Seriously though Kev, Try and avoid getting disheartened mate. If you let everything get you down you will never find true love. Believe me I know and am still looking if anyone on here wants to have a go

 

[fatboy]

I want your ring fatboy.

 

[dougdeep]

There's no rush, Kev. It's not a race. The right girl will come along one day. Cheer up, it's the football season.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

hello lover

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

hello lover

Which one?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

shit, toad i mean i was not expecting you home so soon..... its not what it looks like

 

[Robot Chicken]

 

[B.M.F]

I want your ring fatboy.

Oh Er Missus

Had it made specially by a mate of mine about 10 years ago and cost me about £200 for the gold and he made it for nothing

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

what! as soon as my back is turned you nasty boy