Is this world against me

[readingstockport]

I bid my house and it's contents to be the one to blow what there is of his brains out. Please, let me be the one.

 

[John Boy]

Scott has a gf, my friends have all bf and gf, and im feeling the odd 1 out, someone put me out of my misery and shoot me .

Why don't you ask your ex-slut?

 

[Kev the Ape]

Re: Re: Is this world against me

Why don't you ask your ex-slut?

You got to be kidding...........

 

[Braders]

shit day , huh?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

FFS Kev. You're a teenager - why do you want a bird anyway?

And, Beachy Head is only a short taxi drive anyway so why bother shooting yourself?

 

[NMH]

If it makes you feel better, the love of your life was distracted on the way to a chance meeting with you, and met another bloke.
That's why you have NOBODY !

There's your excuse - doesn't that feel better knowing that?

 

[Dave the OAP]

put yourself in Argus Pesonals

"Strange Self Publicist wltm soulmate with no hang ups. Must be keen on spin bowling ( as I am awful at it), whining and posting incoherent drivel on chat boards. Prefer female, but would consider a sex change pigmy. Please reply enclosing photo and bra size to...Kevin@iamdesparateandlonelyandinneedofashag.co.uk"

 

[Faldo]

The soap opera continues...

 

[Seagullible]

put yourself in Argus Pesonals

"Strange Self Publicist wltm soulmate with no hang ups. Must be keen on spin bowling ( as I am awful at it), whining and posting incoherent drivel on chat boards. Prefer female, but would consider a sex change pigmy. Please reply enclosing photo and bra size to...Kevin@iamdesparateandlonelyandinneedofashag.co.uk"

Kev, ever thought about auctioning the chance to shoot you with money going to Alive and Kicking fund - should raise a fair amount!

 

[Barnet Seagull]

f*** off kev.

I don't think he heard you. Maybe say it louder?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]