Is this the worst childs name ever?

[Frutos]

I need some rennie after reading that!

 

[Del Boy]

:yahoo: Are you joking, surely no-one would do that to their own child.

 

[Frutos]

:yahoo: Are you joking, surely no-one would do that to their own child.

Sadly for the child concerned, I am not joking.

It amazes me how someone could do such a thing to their own offspring, in full knowledge of the lifetime of teasing it's going to bring with it.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

we were talking about this the other day:

Names that have dissappeared:

Kenneth
Barry
Brian
Terence
Ethelred
matilda
Ermintrude

Ha, I have two of those names!

 

[The Large One]

Too subtle for NSC, Al

What the DICKENS are you on about?

 

[Horsham Gull]

how about the obvious one:

Anthony Philip David Terry Frank Donald Stanley Gerry Gordon Stephen James Oatway

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Best boy's name EVER is Onan.

I read once about a vicar who refused a request from a couple who wanted to christen their daughter Vagina.

And let's not forget Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sister JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

No birthday cake for little Hitler - Times Online

 

[RexCathedra]

My dad claims to have seen come across his desk -- he's a retired inner-city schools administrator -- the folders of twin brothers: First Corinthians Hall and Second Corinthians Hall. Considering the nomenclatival proclivities of some of the evangelical and pentecostal crowd, I'm still not sure he's taking the piss -- he found a Crystal Chanda Lear, whom I later saw with my own eyes.

 

[BobbySmith]

Worst combination I heard was one day when shopping at Lakeside in Essex, this shell suit wearing essex mum scread at her 2 kids ' Jason - Kylie come here'..............class

 

[acrossthepond]

How about the parents who named a child I knew "Ptolemy" -



and the child was a girl......

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sadly for the child concerned, I am not joking.

It amazes me how someone could do such a thing to their own offspring, in full knowledge of the lifetime of teasing it's going to bring with it.

Poor kid could grow up to be a vegetable

 

[Insel affe]

This the gods honest truth and i dont care if none of you belive me, but there is a guy who worked for the same company i did except he was based in south london area doing insurance assesments for damaged flooring called
Wayne King ...............No Lie

ps he was mid 50s so maybe it did not have the same impact back then....but still

 

[papajaff]

Bloke I know called his two kids Ocean and China. And I have no idea what sex either of them are.

 

[Normal Rob]

we were talking about this the other day:

Names that have dissappeared:

Kenneth
Barry
Brian
Terence
Ethelred
matilda
Ermintrude

eh? Matilda's quite popular.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

What the DICKENS are you on about?

The sale of two titties

 

[KZNSeagull]

Used to work with a chap called Richard Head.

Also, I seem to remember reading about a gentleman who gave his child enough names to have the initials CAMBRIDGE UNITED.

The Zulus come up with some cracking English names (usually, but not always, their children have a Zulu name and an English name). The best I have come across so far is a guy who works in the local hardware store called Wonderboy. There are also ladies working in the Wimpy called Happiness and Sweetness.

 

[KZNSeagull]

And Siyabonga Nkosi who is a midfielder who plays for the South African national team, when translated means Thank You Lord.

Russell Sprout is the best so far!!

 

[NMH]

And let's not forget Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sister JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

No birthday cake for little Hitler - Times Online

What a crap name to start a child off with!
Now Hilter....there's a name to conjure with.

 

[Taybha]

Freddie emintrude matilda Goodwin ? some parents have no shame

 

[Icy Gull]

we were talking about this the other day:

Names that have dissappeared:

Kenneth
Barry
Brian
Terence
Ethelred
matilda
Ermintrude

Stanley?