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The Antikythera Mechanism said:Honey - Bobby Goldsboro (1968)
The world's wordiest dead wife song, Honey is jammed full of blooming flowers, puffy clouds, singing robins, planted trees, and a puppy, all of which just make you want to swallow a hand grenade. The narrator mourns Honey, his deceased spouse, while condescendingly describing her as kinda dumb and kinda smart. If you feel inclined to listen to Honey, please drink heavily and then bale out after Honey dents the car. Otherwise, you'll get hit with angels carrying Honey away and clouds crying on flower beds. You won't make it out with your senses intact. It is that bad.
I was going to mention that one!
I always shed a tear when I listen to 'Old Shep' by Elvis Presley.
I can handle Bobby Goldsboro' wife kicking the collection can, but NOT such a sweet innocent and honourable creature as a dog.