Easy - I don;t like the sound of this Dwayne character......Kylie - yes perhpas. Dannii - no chance. Plastic, with a constant look of surprise on that over botoxed face. Too near the fire and the stupid woman will melt.
I would be quite happy to personally oversee the implementation of a policy of frisking potential lady members for any unsightly or undesirable plastic about their persons.
It would ensure the club strike the right note of natural flair over cheap and tacky imitations.