is poyet mainly gonna be a SUIT WEARER then?

[The Large One]

Go on then. We don't want you sounding like Peggy out of Hi de Hi for the next 3 hours.

Excellent.

Right, members thus far...

Gus Poyet (Patron)
Joachim Low
Roberto Donadoni
Jose Mourinho
Fabio Cappello

Senior members
Roy Hodgson

And can I ask Rebecca to impose a Court Order on John Barnes?

 

[The Large One]

Who are the committee members thus far?

 

[Titanic]

Titanic - you sound a potential candidate certainly - however one of the criteria for this position is that youu demosntrate the ability to present the club in its best light - firm, but polite, authority but with manners and decorum.

My main concern is that you would appear to some as being a typical traditional doorman - this is a welcoming positioning......however until the committe is formed I cannot take responsibility for saying yes or no.

I am simply one of the founder members - the success of Club Gus hinges on a slick committee and happy relaxed members.

Thank you for your kind words of support, and I do understand your concerns. However, I would like to point you towards the the fluency in Spanish, Italian and French spit: ), and I can assure you that I can be as oleaginous as the next ostiarius.

I do hope you wil consider my application futher, I would consider it a signal honour to serve the club in this way.

 

[Easy 10]

Fabio.
Don't forget Fabio.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Excvellent - as Chairman I would be here as a supervisory role only using my vote if we have a hung committe (cue jokes).

Has there been any update on Titanic's request to head the door staff?

Simster - which position do you feel would be a match for your skills?

TLO - you're in.

Mendoza - I like you. I always have. Again - over to the current members of the committe - you need to approach Easy 10, Simster and TLO with a request to join the committe.

Clearly of course Gus poyet is the club Patron.

 

[Simster]

President. I'll be President, or "El Presidente" for FLAIRNIACS everywhere.

Which means I do f*** all, so it's "as you were" really isn't it.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Just seen you response Titanic - goodness me you've blown me over. cant see the committee not welcoming you into this position.

TLO - rebecca is onto barnes' people (person) now. I think we can keep this low-key. But if Barnes does kick off and try and come here of an evening - Titanic....remove him!

 

[Easy 10]

I have no hesitation in ratifying Mendoza's application. He clearly has a firm grasp on the flair values we are striving to promote at Club Gus, and will be a real asset to the team.

 

[Titanic]

... I think we can keep this low-key. But if Barnes does kick off and try and come here of an evening - Titanic....remove him!

It'll be my pleasure, sir.

Is this 'remove' as in a good natured refusal of entry, or a swift knee in the bollocks and stern warning not to darken our doors again, sir?

 

[Storer68]

Clearly Storer68 can be ruled out of any position.

Splitter..............

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[The Large One]

I have no hesitation in ratifying Mendoza's application. He clearly has a firm grasp on the flair values we are striving to promote at Club Gus, and will be a real asset to the team.

Seconded.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Congrats Medoza - you're in. please agree with existing committee members a suitable role for you within club Gus.

titanic - your call. What I do NOT want to see is Club Gus splashed all over the red tops tomorrow morning giving the imnpression that this is another Whisky Mist etc etc - this is not a club for the John terry's of this world.

Quiet, discreet and discerning - I would like to see that approach throughout members and committee members act Club Gus.

But Titanic - if he creates do what is needed to nullify the situation.

 

[Simster]

This thread is ripe for some Hiney art. Where the f*** is Easy10?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Oh and Titanic - I'm not sir to anyone - we are all here to ensure that the Gus Poyets and like-minded gentlemen have a suitable place to visit without the trash of this world making a nuisance of themselves.

 

[Easy 10]

Apols, called away to a meeting.

Can we run through one or two contingency plans then ?

What will be the protocol if, say, Dwayne rolls up unanounced from Chinawhites in his suit with the Versace buttons and a Minogue sister hanging on each arm, claiming that he's a friend of Arrigo Sacchi ? Do we have him wait in the foyer whilst checks are made ? Can another member sign him in ? Or do we get Titanic to give him a membership application form (24 hour cooloff period before it can be processed), and send him on his way, giving the committee a chance to properly peruse his application before (obviously) declining it ?

 

[Mendoza]

I thank you all for your kind words, today is a great day in my life to be associated with the greats of NSC.

I think for my position to beomce tenable with the rest of the elite, I should become an AMBASSADOR of Club Gus - spreading the word to the rest of the world via tweets, facebook updates and skywriting. It is then my duty to make Club Gus a global brand by mixing it with the likes of the Brighton Sausage shop, RDF and River Island

 

[Titanic]

titanic - your call. What I do NOT want to see is Club Gus splashed all over the red tops tomorrow morning giving the imnpression that this is another Whisky Mist etc etc - this is not a club for the John terry's of this world.

Quiet, discreet and discerning - I would like to see that approach throughout members and committee members act Club Gus.

But Titanic - if he creates do what is needed to nullify the situation.

Quite, sir. Discretion is my middle name. Well actually it's John, but you know what I mean, sir.

 

[Titanic]

Quite, sir. Discretion is my middle name. Well actually it's John, but you know what I mean, sir.

Sorry, er... boss.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Mendoza - firstly welcome and it is fact my priviledge to be associated with such greats here at NSC.

I think you ahve just come up with a great idea - how can we turn Club Gus into a phenomena? A global brand of footballs first elite virtual club. Use every social networking site available, twitter, facebook, google - the lot.

Keep us informed of ideas and let me know when we can expect our first press release - perahps we should see how far we could take this!

Easy - I don;t like the sound of this Dwayne character......Kylie - yes perhpas. Dannii - no chance. Plastic, with a constant look of surprise on that over botoxed face. Too near the fire and the stupid woman will melt.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

TLO - your thoughts on protocol for unforseen guests?

And Simster - where are you with some ideas / thoughts / feedback?