Is it unprofessional to hit on a girl in a working environment....

[defrocked priest]

Me tinks this.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I reckon AIDS scored today. Come on AID spills the beans did you go balls deep ?.

 

[defrocked priest]

OR

 

[Hiney]

With any luck he's been sectioned

 

[jcdenton08]

With any luck he's been sectioned

I don't know who the guy is, but it's really funny taking the piss out of him. Seems a popular guy.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

AID is ok

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I wonder when 1066's rape case will be heard?

 

[1066gull]

Does 1066 still live in Wolves? I can certify that there is a bonafide hotty that works in specsavers Wolverhampton. :stringsisacreepypervert:

I miss Wolves big time.

I was planning to be down for Build a Bagel's opening , I mean thats some f***ing achievement from Ouss to open up his own shop!

 

[1066gull]

I wonder when 1066's rape case will be heard?

As soon as they find the guy who raped me.

 

[Skint Gull]

all of the above.

good luck, see you on the news!

Amongst a thread of cracking little one liners and snippets of quality 'advice' this little nugget is the best of the lot!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

As soon as they find the guy who raped me.

If it was rape why did you keep pushing back onto me?

 

[wahoo]

If it was rape why did you keep pushing back onto me?

i presume you gave him the obligatory reach around

 

[Hiney]

I don't know who the guy is, but it's really funny taking the piss out of him. Seems a popular guy.

If you post a pile of shit - constantly, then you'll have the piss ripped out of you - constantly.

Adrie has been around this board for long enough to know the score.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

...and has seemingly revelled in it.

 

[1066gull]

If it was rape why did you keep pushing back onto me?

It heightens excitement and reduces the pain.

 

[jcdenton08]

If you post a pile of shit - constantly, then you'll have the piss ripped out of you - constantly.

Adrie has been around this board for long enough to know the score.

Does he just talk random bollocks in real life as well?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

i presume you gave him the obligatory reach around

My hand wouldn't reach over the flab

 

[Garage_Doors]

My hand wouldn't reach over the flab

What the best thing about shagging a transvestite ?

Reaching round the front, and thinking its gone right through !

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

What's red and sits in a chip wrapper?

Abortion of chips!

 

[k2bluesky]

I once asked a girl working as a casher in a bank out by slipping a note to her with my paying in slip, she said 'just a moment sir', went a way (no doubt to check my balance) then came back and gave me back the note with her phone number on - so yes but give her a chance to say no without embarrassment.