Is it unprofessional to hit on a girl in a working environment....

[1066gull]

She's an optitionist and I have taken regular appointments for contact lenses.

I've deliberately taken longer than usual.

She just introduced herself as Maria like on the fifth visit this morning and I was slurring my words big time because of it.

What does NSC recommend?


I'm certain she must be a recent graduate or something as she looks fantastically young like in her twenties.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd recommend YOU to leave it

anyone else.......yeah, go for it

 

[johnnyjetlag]

I misread that as "hit a girl". Phew, glad it wasn't!

 

[Boris Yeltsin]

stick with the inflatable doll

 

[Springal]

If you have to ask the internet what to do in this situation, it is fair to say, you should not do it

 

[clarkey]

She just introduced herself as Maria like on the fifth visit this morning and I was slurring my words big time because of it.

Fifth visit this morning?!!

Think youre being a bit keen there.

 

[jcdenton08]

You sound like you're shit with women. They like to be OWNED. But failing a sudden and complete change in personality;

I'd suggest, while "trying to put in the lenses", groping her as much as you can and then apologise and say you can't see what you're doing without your glasses on. If you're lucky, (and keep up the act in front of the magistrates) then you might get away with it.

 

[captainmorganrum]

i'd recommend YOU to leave it

anyone else.......yeah, go for it

LOLAGE!

 

[1066gull]

If you have to ask the internet what to do in this situation, it is fair to say, you should not do it

I'll just stick with having an intimate relationship with a dairy cow then.

 

[Arthritic Toe]

...certain she must be a recent graduate or something as she looks fantastically young like in her twenties.

Careful - Specsavers are trialing those 'special' lenses again. She's actually a 55 year old weightlifter.

 

[FLOG GNAW]

1066 in shit thread shocker.


She told you her name FFS. When shes wanked you off while your having your eyes tested then MAYBE just MAYBE i'll give a shit.

 

[Gerbil]

This is YOU we are talking about, so leave her alone.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Just make sure your lenses are OK. It could be Susan Boyle you're hitting on.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

This threads of AIDS are great. Don't listen to the c*nts on here AID go for it. Ask her out. Women like a bloke with bottle. You may get knocked back but don't fear rejection. If you turn up someone with this babe on your arm all power to you.

 

[jcdenton08]

You sound like you're shit with women. They like to be OWNED. But failing a sudden and complete change in personality;

I'd suggest, while "trying to put in the lenses", groping her as much as you can and then apologise and say you can't see what you're doing without your glasses on. If you're lucky, (and keep up the act in front of the magistrates) then you might get away with it.

PS let me know how you get on.

 

[vegster]

She's an optitionist and I have taken regular appointments for contact lenses.

I've deliberately taken longer than usual.

She just introduced herself as Maria like on the fifth visit this morning and I was slurring my words big time because of it.

What does NSC recommend?


I'm certain she must be a recent graduate or something as she looks fantastically young like in her twenties.

So is she optimistic, opinionist or just an option ?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Can I suggest you get some stronger lenses? All of the optical species have name badges.

 

[1066gull]

This threads of AIDS are great. Don't listen to the c*nts on here AID go for it. Ask her out. Women like a bloke with bottle. You may get knocked back but don't fear rejection. If you turn up someone with this babe on your arm all power to you.

I didn't know how to respond, I just slurred everything even about my eyes and how they were feeling.

I watched Finding Sarah Marshall last night which is brilliant, and even that couldn't give me any ideas. No I am not good, but I am not terrible either.

 

[vegster]

This threads of AIDS are great. Don't listen to the c*nts on here AID go for it. Ask her out. Women like a bloke with bottle. You may get knocked back but don't fear rejection. If you turn up someone with this babe on your arm all power to you.

F*** me ! Uncle ,you've had extra Weetabix this morning or have you OD'd on St. Johns Wort ?

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

you got issues, brudda.