First season with Barcelona:
- Won the European Super Cup,
- Lost the Spanish Super Cup on away goals.
- Won the ridiculously pointless World Club Championship in December (played a semi-final and final, won them 6-0 and 7-0 respectively, which shows what a joke the whole competition is).
- Signed Fabricio Coloccini (£10 million) in the transfer window after having to ask the board for more transfer money. Also agreed a deal to sign Joaquin at the end of the season (going cheap after fallout with his manager at Valencia). Also had just about agreed a deal for Carlos Tevez when my Chairman decided that I wasn't signing enough world-class players, so went out and spent the best part of £19 million on Louis pigging Saha, leaving me with not enough money to get Tevez.
- Retained the Champions League with a 1-0 AET win over Real Madrid.
- Won the club's 3rd straight Spanish League title with 2 games of the season to spare.
- Lost the Spanish Cup Final 3-1 to Valencia.
Now just on the verge of starting the second season. Have brought in Joaquin (as said earlier) and a Brazilian right-back from Sevilla called Dani Alves, who most of the big European clubs have been bidding for. Sold Sylvinho to Bordeaux for £140,000 and Andres Iniesta to Milan (forget how much for).
So far, so good.
- Won the European Super Cup,
- Lost the Spanish Super Cup on away goals.
- Won the ridiculously pointless World Club Championship in December (played a semi-final and final, won them 6-0 and 7-0 respectively, which shows what a joke the whole competition is).
- Signed Fabricio Coloccini (£10 million) in the transfer window after having to ask the board for more transfer money. Also agreed a deal to sign Joaquin at the end of the season (going cheap after fallout with his manager at Valencia). Also had just about agreed a deal for Carlos Tevez when my Chairman decided that I wasn't signing enough world-class players, so went out and spent the best part of £19 million on Louis pigging Saha, leaving me with not enough money to get Tevez.
- Retained the Champions League with a 1-0 AET win over Real Madrid.
- Won the club's 3rd straight Spanish League title with 2 games of the season to spare.
- Lost the Spanish Cup Final 3-1 to Valencia.
Now just on the verge of starting the second season. Have brought in Joaquin (as said earlier) and a Brazilian right-back from Sevilla called Dani Alves, who most of the big European clubs have been bidding for. Sold Sylvinho to Bordeaux for £140,000 and Andres Iniesta to Milan (forget how much for).
So far, so good.