Is Every Single Woman In The World Barking Mad ?.

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Not every single one. I'm not that unpredictable (plus it's all part of the fun) or turn moody quickly, only when I've been pissed off. Shoes - you lot will never understand. 8 hours is too long and when I go shopping I mostly come back with one thing at least, but I'm equally happy going to/watching football, I do NOT want to go and see Mamma Mia it looks awful. Not an excuse, but you have to admit the male species is pretty irritating. If I'm annoyed I have no problem telling him why.

Like I said earlier...thats the oldest trick in the book! entice him with how balanced you are, go to the footy with him, let him watch something other than"Strictly" or "X Factor" 24/7 until you've got him then..POW.. out comes the REAL YOU..moody and irrational, obsessed with unimportant tittle tattle and petty flim flam! I sometimes wish I was a bum bandit, at least I might get a chance to watch "Hitlers Henchmen" on Discovery, or go for a pint without getting the skunk eye all night.

 

[Elder for England]

Like I said earlier...thats the oldest trick in the book! entice him with how balanced you are, go to the footy with him, let him watch something other than"Strictly" or "X Factor" 24/7 until you've got him then..POW.. out comes the REAL YOU..moody and irrational, obsessed with unimportant tittle tattle and petty flim flam! I sometimes wish I was a bum bandit, at least I might get a chance to watch "Hitlers Henchmen" on Discovery, or go for a pint without getting the skunk eye all night.

Nope, I don't understand this acting, then when you got him 'POW'.. I can only speak for myself but I was myself the whole time, in the begininng and after 2 1/2 years

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Nope, I was like that at the beginning and after 2 1/2 years still the same

LIAR..Balanced Women are a figment of Germaine Greers Imagination..NO ONE has met one in real life!, sort of like the Yeti..you hear about them, some claim to have once seen one in the flesh, sometimes theres a footprint or a blurry PHOTO..but never one in captivity that you can take out for Pizza.

 

[Elder for England]

LIAR..Balanced Women are a figment of Germaine Greers Imagination..NO ONE has met one in real life!, sort of like the Yeti..you hear about them, some claim to have once seen one in the flesh, sometimes theres a footprint or a blurry PHOTO..but never one in captivity that you can take out for Pizza.

haha...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

haha...

Do you want to go out for some Pizza?

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

The more of all this I read, the happier I am to be married to an apparent "freak" who isn't moody, would rather go to the pub than go shopping, can't be arsed with mobile phones, and wouldn't be seen dead anywhere near Mamma Mia...

Almost ditto here, Truff. My g/f isn't moody and doesn't spend every Saturday shopping, but I've been in serious trouble for cheating on her before, though said incident only happened in her dream. Even though she knew it was only a dream, I still got the shitstick treatment all morning. WTF?

My group of mates used to have a saying when I was younger - and I apologise for this ladies - 'female therefore mental'. Shortened of course to FTM while there were ladies present...

 

[El Presidente]

I have met some really sensible, balanced and thoughtful women, but I've never wanted to f*** them.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Not every single one. I'm not that unpredictable (plus it's all part of the fun) or turn moody quickly, only when I've been pissed off. Shoes - you lot will never understand. 8 hours is too long and when I go shopping I mostly come back with one thing at least, but I'm equally happy going to/watching football, I do NOT want to go and see Mamma Mia it looks awful. Not an excuse, but you have to admit the male species is pretty irritating. If I'm annoyed I have no problem telling him why.

Go on, have a go at explaining the shoes thing, barring a decent explanation it will continue to be a completely brainless excercise to me.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I have met some really sensible, balanced and thoughtful women, but I've never wanted to f*** them.

Because they were trannies.

 

[Starry]

Why do they use 4 days a month as an excuse to be an absolute Cow ?.

i wish. mrs starry is up the duff and has been a complete cowbag for the last eight months. me and the kids are just about ready to move out.

she threw a plate at me yesterday and then she was the one crying. what the heck? i am the one assaulted by a piece of flying crockery and she is the one balling her eyes out.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Yes. yes they are. next thread.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

i wish. mrs starry is up the duff and has been a complete cowbag for the last eight months. me and the kids are just about ready to move out.

she threw a plate at me yesterday and then she was the one crying. what the heck? i am the one assaulted by a piece of flying crockery and she is the one balling her eyes out.

Can't do the time..Don't do the crime.

 

[Elder for England]

Mamma Mia is f***ing BRILLIANT. Leave it out of this please

:safeway2: ooh sorry darling

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Women are fruit loops the lot of them. Why are they so unpredictable, why do they turn from being friendly and happy to being frosty and snappy within the space of 10 minutes with no apparent reason ?.

Completely unlike yourself then Uncle Spielberg? Or should that be AUNTIE Spielberg?

 

[Juan Albion]

One of the biggest sins men commit is that they just don't listen!! More often than not, we don't want to hear your opinion, we don't want you to fix the problem, we just want you to shut up and LISTEN!

If women stopped waiting until there's a free kick on the edge of the box in a one goal game before they start asking their questions, a lot more listening might get done.

 

[Curious Orange]

As Rudi, sometimes known as Cilit Bang, once said, "women, are strange and evil".

 

[NMH]

Because men let them get away with it all so we can have sex with them.

Not me, I like to give them a good kicking if they give me any gyp.
Ike Turner was da man, innit Simpster.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

"Is Every Single Woman In The World Barking Mad ?. "

Yeah, but not half as mad as the MARRIED ones!

Just a few examples of wimmins logic....she can't shut drawers (as in chest of).

Leaves all the laundry on a nice day like yesterday then spends all evening tumble-drying.

Insists that the wheelie bin is put so the wheels are at 90 degrees to the direction the bin will need to be pulled AND makes sure that the handles are against the wall and that the re-cycle boxes are places so as to box it in .

Grrr!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Dont think so, last time I looked they definitely wernt crawling around on all fours barking the word "mad". Just me by the look of it on this thread.