Is Every Single Woman In The World Barking Mad ?.

[Uncle Spielberg]

Women are fruit loops the lot of them. Why are they so unpredictable, why do they turn from being friendly and happy to being frosty and snappy within the space of 10 minutes with no apparent reason ?. Why do they like shoes so much ?. Why can they spend 8 hours walking around shops and not buy anything?. Why do they all love the Sound of Music and Mamma Mia ?. Why do they use 4 days a month as an excuse to be an absolute Cow ?. Why do they get the hump with you and then not tell you why ?.

Get a few initial thoughts.

 

[Nibble]

Because men let them get away with it all so we can have sex with them.

 

[Brian Fantana]

They have realised that they will never have it as good or as easy as us menfolk?

 

[Stat Brother]

My personal fav, when it comes to mentalist women.
Was when Wifey had the arse with me all morning, and it turned out to be something that she dreamt I'd done, the night before.

 

[Simster]

My personal fav, when it comes to mentalist women.
Was when Wifey had the arse with me all morning, and it turned out to be something that she dreamt I'd done, the night before.

I've had that!

 

[Wardy]

It is simple they are all mad because they are an incomplete version of us.

 

[Dave the OAP]

HB&B has hacked US's account!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Things are not good. Even a visit to Mamma Mia might not salvage this one.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

My personal fav, when it comes to mentalist women.
Was when Wifey had the arse with me all morning, and it turned out to be something that she dreamt I'd done, the night before.

That's bloody funny!!

But *cough* so untrue!!!

 

[Stoo82]

Should there be a poll?

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Things are not good. Even a visit to Mamma Mia might not salvage this one.

What's the real problem then? Can't believe it is ALL her fault?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

What's the real problem then? Can't believe it is ALL her fault?

I can't be me as I am perfect.

 

[Stat Brother]

That's bloody funny!!

But *cough* so untrue!!!

Hand on heart, on both our dog's lives, that is true.
I knew I was in for a long long day.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

One of the biggest sins men commit is that they just don't listen!! More often than not, we don't want to hear your opinion, we don't want you to fix the problem, we just want you to shut up and LISTEN!

And no, that wasn't a rant about my man!

 

[mr sheen]

Hand on heart, on both our dog's lives, that is true.
I knew I was in for a long long day.

I've had that one too, she even woke me up to have a right go.

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Hand on heart, on both our dog's lives, that is true.
I knew I was in for a long long day.

That's why I *coughed*!

I've woken up in a strop before, then realised what I was being a grump about didn't actually happen and snapped out of it! But I can see why it can happen!

Don't men do this too? Surely at least one man has?!

 

[Dave the OAP]

sorry, did someone say something?



Actually this is one of my problems ( of many). Sometimes I just cant help it, especially if wifer=y is talking about something and something more interesting comes on the telly. Trouble is after 26 years of marriage, she knows when I am not listening, and she just stops talking.....leaving me thinking...Oh bollox, what did she just say?

 

[pasty]

Why can they spend 8 hours walking around shops and not buy anything?

I have never, ever understood this one. It's completely nuts. Mrs P is quite happy wandering around the shops all day Saturday, even when we don't have a proverbial pot to piss in. If there are any females about that would care to try and explain I would be most intrigued.

And don't even start me on "window shopping"

:thud:

 

[Peteinblack]

It's the obsessive use of their mobile phones which I don't understand about women today.

I see them shuffling through crowded streets with their heads down,walking into people or stepping off the curb and nearly getting run over, because they're focusing on punching in another number into their mobiles so they can have yet another chat, or send another text message.

Or I hear them on the train at 7.00 in the morning, telling their friend what they've just had for breakfast, or what they're wearing to work. FFS!

If I want to 'phone someone, I'll sit down at home with a drink and pick up the phone, yet women today seem to be compelled to yak into their mobiles from the time they get up to the time they go to bed!

Bimbo Babble - it's everwhere, 24/7.

WHY ? WHY ? WHY ?

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

I have never, ever understood this one. It's completely nuts. Mrs P is quite happy wandering around the shops all day Saturday, even when we don't have a proverbial pot to piss in. If there are any females about that would care to try and explain I would be most intrigued.

And don't even start me on "window shopping"

:thud:

We are just looking to see what is out there and compiling a kind of wish list for when we can afford it. Plus when sales are on we know what we should have paid and then can regale you about the bargains we just picked up!

I don't do this. i'm more of a bloke when it comes to shopping, know what I want and go get it. But I am guilty of overinflating the price I paid for something, then when I get a "HOW MUCH?" reaction, admit what it actually cost cos then you'll feel relief I didn't spend the original price and not give me grief for spending anything in the first place

Womans logic!