[News] Incident Boundary Road/NCR Jnct

[MattBackHome]

Who joins a massive queue for a haircut? You'd be there all day. Take your custom elsewhere

Oi. If you'd paid attention to this thread properly you'd know that I have taken my custom elsewhere; to HBs of all places, though that's not much now use unless you like closed Barbers with locked doors and police tape across the windows.

Also, what all you Non-Portslade uneducated NSC goons don't realise is that Boundary Road is an epicentre for Gentlemen with a taste for stylish and a la mode coiffures and thus ALL the Barbers are chokka all the time. Nothing like Mr Toppers on Western Road or wherever it is you get your head mown.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Oi. If you'd paid attention to this thread properly you'd know that I have taken my custom elsewhere; to HBs of all places, though that's not much now use unless you like closed Barbers with locked doors and police tape across the windows.

Also, what all you Non-Portslade uneducated NSC goons don't realise is that Boundary Road is an epicentre for Gentlemen with a taste for stylish and a la mode coiffures and thus ALL the Barbers are chokka all the time. Nothing like Mr Toppers on Western Road or wherever it is you get your head mown.

And there was me innocently replying to your moany post about massive queues at somewhere or other

 

[birthofanorange]

The Bat and Ball perhaps?

Barmaid short-changed me in there the last time I went in there and lied directly to my face about having done it.

That was twenty years ago.

Good God, that's a lot of baggage to carry around for 20 years - let it go, man.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Oi. If you'd paid attention to this thread properly you'd know that I have taken my custom elsewhere; to HBs of all places, though that's not much now use unless you like closed Barbers with locked doors and police tape across the windows.

If it means I don't have to try and make conversation with anybody, then I'm interested.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Oi. If you'd paid attention to this thread properly you'd know that I have taken my custom elsewhere; to HBs of all places, though that's not much now use unless you like closed Barbers with locked doors and police tape across the windows.

Also, what all you Non-Portslade uneducated NSC goons don't realise is that Boundary Road is an epicentre for Gentlemen with a taste for stylish and a la mode coiffures and thus ALL the Barbers are chokka all the time. Nothing like Mr Toppers on Western Road or wherever it is you get your head mown.

Too right.

People are ALWAYS commenting on my “do”.

 

[jcdenton08]

Mine is more of a hair don’t

 

[birthofanorange]

I haven't frequented a barbers since 1988 and despite my hair being pretty long, it simply stopped growing. I wonder how much I've saved over the past 36 years?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I haven't frequented a barbers since 1988 and despite my hair being pretty long, it simply stopped growing. I wonder how much I've saved over the past 36 years?

Looks great, tbf.

 

[The Clamp]

I haven't frequented a barbers since 1988 and despite my hair being pretty long, it simply stopped growing. I wonder how much I've saved over the past 36 years?

Doesn’t human hair grow to about 3 feet before it stops growing?

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Just before anyone asks this particular knife attack did not involve me.

 

[birthofanorange]

Doesn’t human hair grow to about 3 feet before it stops growing?

I think mine stopped at about 2.5 feet - I couldn't quite sit on it.
That said, my mum used to work with a girl who could almost stand on her hair - must have been around 5 feet long - looked amazing, but imagine the hassle trying to wash/dry that.

 

[BBassic]

Good God, that's a lot of baggage to carry around for 20 years - let it go, man.

Never!

I want my fiver back

 

[studio150]

I understand that the conflict arose due to the barbers who use the old Alliance building society premises objecting to being told they were in Boundary Road, rather than Station Road.

They feared that if this continued their rent would be increased to reflect Hove rather Portslade rents.

Meanwhile the barbers correctly tagged as being in Boundary Road were aghast to find out about the unfair advantage that the barbers on the other side had, and looked for a levelling up to take place

Meanwhile both barbers could be in for a windfall as Netflix are looking at an 8 part series to be called Edward Scissors Hand - The Upgrade which will be based on the events

 

[LamieRobertson]

Doesn’t human hair grow to about 3 feet before it stops growing

More like 3mm in my case

 

[MTSeagulls]

Good God, that's a lot of baggage to carry around for 20 years - let it go, man.

What? I'm still angry about the girl who pinched a twenty from my hand whilst I was waiting at the bar in Swifts around 1991. Straight out of my hand and down her bra and I was the one threatened with the police because I was causing a scene

 

[birthofanorange]

What? I'm still angry about the girl who pinched a twenty from my hand whilst I was waiting at the bar in Swifts around 1991. Straight out of my hand and down her bra and I was the one threatened with the police because I was causing a scene

You should have nipped that in the bud.

 

[MTSeagulls]

You should have nipped that in the bud.

I was in enough trouble already kicking a couple of chairs without having a sexual assault charge as well
I've never waved a note at a bar person since

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Strangely enough, my wife and I were driving down that road just a few days ago and, after noticing all the barbers, wondering in our naivety, how they all could make money.

I was once told that many of the tanning studios in Liverpool were a front for drug money laundering. No idea how true it was, but the person who told me was usually well informed.

 

[birthofanorange]

I was once told that many of the tanning studios in Liverpool were a front for drug money laundering. No idea how true it was, but the person who told me was usually well informed.

Was it @carlzeiss ?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Was it @carlzeiss ?

No.