I'm sweating like a .....

[Doc Lynam]

What's your completely inappropriate saying to this eternal phrase?

 

[Easy 10]

"I'm sweating like Gary Glitter in PC World"

 

[Doc Lynam]

I'm sweating like Michael Barrymore at a pool party.

 

[TomandJerry]

I'm sweating like Big Sam after winning a game

 

[Se20]

I'm sweating like Tony Bloom waiting for the end of the transfer window

 

[Randsta]

A peado in a play park

 

[British Bulldog]

I'm sweating like a pig at a hog roast.

 

[Titanic]

like Bozza during Poogate?

 

[Dan Aitch]

... like a nun caught having a w4nk.

 

[algie]

Rapist

 

[Mr Bridger]

"Like a lesbian in a fish market"

 

[Two Professors]

...like a blind lesbian in a sushi bar




(awaiting ban)

 

[Stat Brother]

Somewhat dated and from NSC:-

I'm sweating like Ric Waller in a pie shop.




I'm now schvitzing like an Airedale.
(I have no idea why I've turned into an old Jewish man, with my foreskin, oi vay)

 

[chiefkickass]

Like Peter Andre on Countdown

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I'm sweating like a Jew on Hitlers lap.

Winner!

 

[fat old seagull]

"I'm sweating like Gary Glitter in PC World"

...

 

[fat old seagull]

I'm sweating like a Jew on Hitlers lap.

Winner!

Extremely idiotic loser.

 

[Gullys Cats]

I'm sweating like Tony Bloom trying to sign a new striker.

 

[happygull]

Sweating like a Biafran with a luncheon voucher

 

[Spicy]

I'm sweating like a prawn on the BBQ.