I'm sweating like a .....

[OSRGull]

Like a dyslexic on countdown.

 

[Skylar]

Like Ian Huntley when 2 schoolgirls knock on the door.

 

[fat old seagull]

Like a Royal Marine on a spelling test, (Thats what we used to say in the Navy), good job they saw the funny side

You'd not have said that to me down Union Street !

 

[sjamesb3466]

Like a whore in church...

 

[sjamesb3466]

You'd not have said that go me down Union Street !

Quite ironic typo...

 

[algie]

You won't wind me up son, you can put any number of food items on your post. You're post about Jews and Hitler was extremely offensive to me....and I'm not Jewish. You're clearly a young kid or you'd know the story, and wouldn't post stuff like that. Frankly I'm surprised it's not been taken down.

Not being funny mate but there is a clue in the thread title. It was always going to be one of those threads where if you are easily offended it's best not to open it. Let others enjoy this thread. Hope you don't take my post the wrong way

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Like Ian Huntley when 2 schoolgirls knock on the door.

Please don't post things like this, people will get upset, even if its just a joke

 

[fat old seagull]

Quite ironic typo...

Yea, I saw that and corrected it....but too late

 

[TheJasperCo]

Like a horse on ketamine.

Like a sailor in Soho.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

You won't wind me up son, you can put any number of food items on your post. You're post about Jews and Hitler was extremely offensive to me....and I'm not Jewish. You're clearly a young kid or you'd know the story, and wouldn't post stuff like that. Frankly I'm surprised it's not been taken down.

I know the story you idiot, I'm actually fascinated by world war two, plenty of people have posted things some might find offensive, lighten up a bit, if we can't have a little laugh about terrible things that have happened we may as well all sit in a dark room depressed crying for the rest of our lives

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Like a kiddy fiddler in Mothercare

 

[fat old seagull]

Not being funny mate but there is a clue in the thread title. It was always going to be one of those threads where if you are easily offended it's best not to open it. Let others enjoy this thread. Hope you don't take my post the wrong way

I'm not that easily offended chum, I've been about a bit. But there are things that are taboo.

 

[fat old seagull]

I know the story you idiot, I'm actually fascinated by world war two, plenty of people have posted things some might find offensive, lighten up a bit, if we can't have a little laugh about terrible things that have happened we may as well all sit in a dark room depressed crying for the rest of our lives

Frankly, if I had your mindset that's exactly what I'd do.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Frankly, if I had your mindset that's exactly what I'd do.

Enjoy being a miserable bast*rd then

 

[smudge]

Like Michael Jackson in Toys R Us.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Sweating like Peter Andre in a karaoke singing contest.

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Enjoy being a miserable bast*rd then

Have you ever posted anything that isn't negative, insulting drivel on this forum? I swear you're the only poster I remember constantly posting shit and starting arguments.

 

[tip top]

Like David Plunkett at crufts

 

[Two Professors]

...a fat jock politician being quizzed by Darling on the new Scottish currency

 

[Brownstuff]

Fred West's babysitter

Neil Shipperley on a treadmill