I'm not on Holiday.....

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[csider]

You booked a holiday, waited for your bird to turn up.......she didnt then you found her at home saying she is not going??

Thats fooking hilarious, how did you not see that one coming!!

Why are you now at home writing to your mates on a computer.........GET A LIFE AND GET ON THAT PLANE !!!

 

[kevinsmith]

I wondered why you were blowing a gasket at shoreham station yesterday

 

[csider]

I last saw him disappearing into an internet cafe down the street. Needless to say, this ruined the evening and I got sent home.

Why, did he start emailing you??

What a bunch of wet wipes you all are!

 

[Gazwag]

I'm just waiting for Liz to ring back.

Take her to Turkey


Now you didnt give her your half of the money to pay for the holiday which she had arranged did you, in which case I think you have been hustled and there wasnt actually a holiday anyway

 

[Drumstick]

Well we were SUPPOSED to go on holiday today, she doesn't contact me all day and night yesterday. doesn't show up today and we don't go. I go to work to see if she is there and she is, i am absolutely fuming. well i go round there and she doesn't open the f***ing door, and there is someone else in the f***ing house.

What makes it worse is that she even agreed to go on holiday with him this week, spending £850 on the privilege.
Anyway, this ex was ranting and raving outside for almost an hour before he eventually left.

Am I the only one who can see a link


Seriously kev try and forget her, shes not worth it if she will mess you around like that Silly bh.... Cheer up m8 and get along to the brighton games and meet some one else!

 

[Les Biehn]

What the f***? That is an odd, odd story.

 

[Collar Feeler]

How to make an easy £1700:

Meet 2 blokes in Brighton over the course of a couple of weeks and get them hooked on you by sleeping with them and getting them believe that you're the one.

Suggest to both that as you have been getting on so well why not go on holiday together. Look at all the brochures, pick one out costing £850 and tell the guys that you'll book it all up and arrange it (blokes love that it means they don't have to deal with all that bollox). Tell them it's all booked up (obviously you don't book anything) you just need their £850, cheque or cash obviously as you've already paid for it on your credit card.

Just before you are due to leave for the holiday, engineer a situation where both guys are dumped and blame the other for the break up. Tell both guys that because you cancelled the holiday so late there is no refund.

Walk away with £1700 cash, nice!

I'm with Drumstick on this one, are you sure the two of you haven't been scammed? Even if it isn't the same bird you may have just been hustled out of £850.

Priceless

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Am I the only one who can see a link

Yes but I think ESG was being ironic!

Kev, did you actually see the tickets? If you haven't got them in your possession tell her you need them to claim on the insurance. If she makes excuses about why she hasn't got them then I think you might have been sewn up here!

As for working with her, get in there first and tell everyone at work what she has done! Life won't be very comfortable for her working there. But you haven't done anything wrong!

 

[Simster]

Erm, I think you'll find East Staffs was a joke.

 

[Les Biehn]

Tell everyone that she likes nothing more than scat munching and being double fisted up the arse. Say that you only did these things for her because you loved her so much.

 

[Springal]

Are you sure she was ever your girlfriend kev? LOL....

I'd suggest going round there and causing £850 of criminal damage, just make sure you dont get caught

 

[tip top]

How to make an easy £1700:

Meet 2 blokes in Brighton over the course of a couple of weeks and get them hooked on you by sleeping with them and getting them believe that you're the one.

Suggest to both that as you have been getting on so well why not go on holiday together. Look at all the brochures, pick one out costing £850 and tell the guys that you'll book it all up and arrange it (blokes love that it means they don't have to deal with all that bollox). Tell them it's all booked up (obviously you don't book anything) you just need their £850, cheque or cash obviously as you've already paid for it on your credit card.

Just before you are due to leave for the holiday, engineer a situation where both guys are dumped and blame the other for the break up. Tell both guys that because you cancelled the holiday so late there is no refund.

Walk away with £1700 cash, nice!

I'm with Drumstick on this one, are you sure the two of you haven't been scammed? Even if it isn't the same bird you may have just been hustled out of £850.

Priceless

You're a copper and you didn't see that as a sarcastic post?

I bet the crims are shitting themselves when you interrogate them

 

[Franks Wild Years]

How to make an easy £1700:

Meet 2 blokes in Brighton over the course of a couple of weeks and get them hooked on you by sleeping with them and getting them believe that you're the one.

Suggest to both that as you have been getting on so well why not go on holiday together. Look at all the brochures, pick one out costing £850 and tell the guys that you'll book it all up and arrange it (blokes love that it means they don't have to deal with all that bollox). Tell them it's all booked up (obviously you don't book anything) you just need their £850, cheque or cash obviously as you've already paid for it on your credit card.

Just before you are due to leave for the holiday, engineer a situation where both guys are dumped and blame the other for the break up. Tell both guys that because you cancelled the holiday so late there is no refund.

Walk away with £1700 cash, nice!

I'm with Drumstick on this one, are you sure the two of you haven't been scammed? Even if it isn't the same bird you may have just been hustled out of £850.

Priceless

Its a fair cop That is NSC Gold.

 

[NMH]

Tell everyone that she likes nothing more than scat munching and being double fisted up the arse. Say that you only did these things for her because you loved her so much.

Crikey!

When you commented on my mental state, I didn't realise you were THAT sort of analist

 

[csider]

Most coppers when questioning you these days get out the Crayola's & start drawing colouful pictures, whilst eating do-nuts.

 

[Arthur]

Is it just me or does this story stink of bullshit?

1700 quid for a holiday in Turkey in October?

 

[Les Biehn]

Is it just me or does this story stink of bullshit?

1700 quid for a holiday in Turkey in October?

Included in the price was a small child with an Everton shirt.

 

[Arthur]

Included in the price was a small child with an Everton shirt.

You sir are going to hell........................I'll see you there!

 

[Collar Feeler]

You're a copper and you didn't see that as a sarcastic post?

I bet the crims are shitting themselves when you interrogate them

In my defence I was posting on the basis of Drumstick's post mentioning a link. Having now read the whole of ESGs post yeah it's bloody obvious! Now where did i put those Crayolas and Doughnuts?