[TV] I'm a Celebrity 2021

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/16805180/im-a-celeb-fans-disgusted-snoochie-vagina-pooing/

Cookie setting request from The Sun?

I'm sorry but I cannot risk the prospect of being pranked by Jeremy Beadle, or invited to watch a saucy Love Island video by Chloretta Clunge.

 

[clapham_gull]

Snoozie Sky's reaction to the cows nose was SO false - definitely a case of "I really need to ramp it up now for the highlights", because she was pretty calm for the rest of it and did well. No reason to spaz out like that.

Its been average so far. And I fear that, once again, its going to be another one of those happy clappy camps where everybody "loves and admires" each other soooo much, with absolutely ZERO conflict. Which equals zzzzzzz.

Its shaping up as a borefest.

Stay in there, it always takes a week to warm up.

You may have missed the close up shot of the nose ? I didn't quite get her reaction either, until they did a close up but it was only for a few seconds,.

Unlike other exotic food stuffs they have in these challenges (apart from the eyes) they could be quite anything after they have been cooked up. Although admittedly a bulls penis is borderline in that respect (*)

But that was quite literally a lobbed off cows nose sitting in a bun. Like you I've been hardened over the years by theses challenges, but that nose really made me sit up.

It was the same with the anus. My reaction was Oh my God, that actually is an anus. I hope they washed it under a tap before cooking.

(*) easy challenge. The tip appears very small like a fruit gum. A sizeable slice of "shaft" would be far more challenging.

 

[Easy 10]

Stay in there, it always takes a week to warm up.

You may have missed the close up shot of the nose ? I didn't quite get her reaction either, until they did a close up but it was only for a few seconds,.

Unlike other exotic food stuffs they have in these challenges (apart from the eyes) they could be quite anything after they have been cooked up. Although admittedly a bulls penis is borderline in that respect (*)

But that was quite literally a lobbed off cows nose sitting in a bun. Like you I've been hardened over the years by theses challenges, but that nose really made me sit up.

It was the same with the anus. My reaction was Oh my God, that actually is an anus. I hope they washed it under a tap before cooking.

(*) easy challenge. The tip appears very small like a fruit gum. A sizeable slice of "shaft" would be far more challenging.

All fair points, and I WILL stick with it. But like last year and several before that, its shaping up to be far too nice. This show thrives on conflict, on bitchiness, on strong personalities, on failure, on bitterness, on recriminations, on backstabbing, on slagging people off. On open conflict.

Without that aspect, its basically the Waltons on valium. I also thought a lot of the trials last year were VERY samey - essentially getting covered in bugs in a coffin, or crawling through a cave. The fact they've already broken out the eating trial straight off the bat on the first day does not bode well for this pattern changing.

I hope to be proved wrong, but this is looking like being another dull one.

 

[dazzer6666]

All fair points, and I WILL stick with it. But like last year and several before that, its shaping up to be far too nice. This show thrives on conflict, on bitchiness, on strong personalities, on failure, on bitterness, on recriminations, on backstabbing, on slagging people off. On open conflict.

Without that aspect, its basically the Waltons on valium. I also thought a lot of the trials last year were VERY samey - essentially getting covered in bugs in a coffin, or crawling through a cave. The fact they've already broken out the eating trial straight off the bat on the first day does not bode well for this pattern changing.

I hope to be proved wrong, but this is looking like being another dull one.

They need to introduce a couple of ****s, basically.

 

[Questions]

I watched some of it last night and I can see our impressive David G forming a cult wherever they are in Wales, getting really fat and then the military sending someone

 

[METALMICKY]

Anything that involves Danny Miller being uncomfortable suits me. A few years back he played for a ' celebrity ' football team that played in a charity match at Eastbourne united. Now you have to bear in mind that the Eastbourne united squad was composed of mainly veterans with an average age of about 60. Unfortunately, Mr Miller overlooked this and the fact that this was a charity game and proceeded to run about way too enthusiastically kicking lumps out of people and even debating decisions with the ref! Half way through the second half my father in law who at the time was 68 was brought on for a quick 10 minute run out. As he trotted out I shouted jokingly " come on let's sort out that no. 5 ( Miller's number)". The crowd laughed but to our dismay Miller dropped his hands to his hips and then beckoned me with the old classic hooligan phrase " come on then ". And this was dead serious. A weapons grade **** and his humour was bypassed even more when all the crowd near me laughed went " Oooh" and made handbag gestures. You had to laugh at the fact that most people didn't even know who he was! By contrast Ralf Little was playing and was a brilliant sport and is widely known is a pretty handy player.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Anything that involves Danny Miller being uncomfortable suits me. A few years back he played for a ' celebrity ' football team that played in a charity match at Eastbourne united. Now you have to bear in mind that the Eastbourne united squad was composed of mainly veterans with an average age of about 60. Unfortunately, Mr Miller overlooked this and the fact that this was a charity game and proceeded to run about way too enthusiastically kicking lumps out of people and even debating decisions with the ref! Half way through the second half my father in law who at the time was 68 was brought on for a quick 10 minute run out. As he trotted out I shouted jokingly " come on let's sort out that no. 5 ( Miller's number)". The crowd laughed but to our dismay Miller dropped his hands to his hips and then beckoned me with the old classic hooligan phrase " come on then ". And this was dead serious. A weapons grade **** and his humour was bypassed even more when all the crowd near me laughed went " Oooh" and made handbag gestures. You had to laugh at the fact that most people didn't even know who he was! By contrast Ralf Little was playing and was a brilliant sport and is widely known is a pretty handy player.

I had no idea who he was until I saw the words "Emerdale" under his name but was saying to the wife how utterly humourless he was and that he really wasn't the type of bloke you'd like to have a pint with. The story you've posted merely confirms my suspicions.

Massive bell end.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Its shaping up as a borefest.

We need another Nigel Benn type feud - spice it up.
Most of the last several years have been a love-in cuddle-fest #boring.

Lady Colin was a good watch [and listen] as she articulately tore her camp mates to pieces ...

 

[Motogull]

It must be a bit like being trapped in a lift with someone.

I reckon I'd last about 10 minutes before warning the pretend Partridge off, but would put his lights out soon afterwards as he wouldn't get it. The point being, someone will go for him. I hope they show it all.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Anything that involves Danny Miller being uncomfortable suits me. A few years back he played for a ' celebrity ' football team that played in a charity match at Eastbourne united. Now you have to bear in mind that the Eastbourne united squad was composed of mainly veterans with an average age of about 60. Unfortunately, Mr Miller overlooked this and the fact that this was a charity game and proceeded to run about way too enthusiastically kicking lumps out of people and even debating decisions with the ref! Half way through the second half my father in law who at the time was 68 was brought on for a quick 10 minute run out. As he trotted out I shouted jokingly " come on let's sort out that no. 5 ( Miller's number)". The crowd laughed but to our dismay Miller dropped his hands to his hips and then beckoned me with the old classic hooligan phrase " come on then ". And this was dead serious. A weapons grade **** and his humour was bypassed even more when all the crowd near me laughed went " Oooh" and made handbag gestures. You had to laugh at the fact that most people didn't even know who he was! By contrast Ralf Little was playing and was a brilliant sport and is widely known is a pretty handy player.

Within 30 seconds of seeing him on TV I said to my misses "he's a bit of a ****"
Glad to know I'm still a good judge of character

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[Seagull58]

I've gotten very bored with this sort of stuff now. Too much formulaic TV repeated year on year, you can almost set your watch by it.

Too many " Great British " prefixed " Challenge " TV shows...Bake Off and MasterChef have spawned a multitude of spin offs and tattle programmes which are cheap TV clogging up the airwaves and provide a living for minor celebs and alleged " Experts" to needlessly chew over a Cha Cha, a clay pot, a dress or a small bedside cabinet.

While we watch this drivel, weekly, another one of the Seychelles slips under the Indian Ocean as a consequence of creating electricity to power our 72" flat screen TV's.... Still, at least you can see an obscure ex member of a Girl Band eat a Goat's prostrate gland in HD.

It's prostate unless the goat was lying face down at the time.

 

[vegster]

It's prostate unless the goat was lying face down at the time.

Either way, you don't get that on Bake Off!

 

[Motogull]

Naughty Boy. Fukken massive fanny boy more like.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Well for those who like conflict and tension tonight's episode certainly delivered.

 

[clapham_gull]

Well for those who like conflict and tension tonight's episode certainly delivered.

The misery levels have definitely picked up.

Very early days of course, but don't look a gift horse in the anus. You might end up eating it in a trial.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Well for those who like conflict and tension tonight's episode certainly delivered.

Sleep deprivation and hunger usually oblige in mood swings.

 

[clapham_gull]

Has there ever been a worse batch of ‘celebrities’?

Will watch it, but my goodness….

Yes, ever year.

 

[clapham_gull]

Sleep deprivation and hunger usually oblige in mood swings.

And Richard Madeley asking you to "sleep on it".

 

[Thunder Bolt]

And Richard Madeley asking you to "sleep on it".

That too.

 

[Questions]

Has Richard Madeley stolen anything yet ?