If your girlfriend cheated on you, what would you do?

[eastlondonseagull]

handbags at dawn, boys?

Only if I can borrow one of yours

 

[Dave the OAP]

Laugh ...................kick her out sell our central Brighton Pad rent a flat near the station a enjoy myself every fcuking day.

something you want to get off your chest mate?

 

[perseus]

Ask her if she used a condom? The accident might pop out looking like Frank Bruno?

PS: This might not be quite PC.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Perseus is a RACIST

Can things get any worse??

 

[Biscuit]

I'd just be a little upset... gutted even. But Its petty and immature to try and selling pictures of each other.

 

[Scoffers]

I'd be gutted, and I'd get a divorce and leave her with nothing. Next question?

 

[perseus]

Perseus is a RACIST

Can things get any worse??

Not necessarily. It could be in the jeans, or genes. You might have trouble with the explanations? You could try, I think one of my long lost descendants lived in Liverpool and there might have been a dormant coloured gene somewhere, but would they believe you/her? "He looks just like his dad" they say.

Might even become a Jamaican international?

 

[On the Left Wing]

When something similar happened to someone close to me (the guy cheated on his wife of 25 years) she pretended she didn't know and spent 3 weeks rubbing neat biological Aerial into his pants .....

Then asked him why he was scraching so much .... apparently his balls were red raw!

 

[Vicar!]

Best dumped story I ever heard was (of course) from NYC. A couple broke up after the bloke went off with another girl, and then demanded his ex vacated their flat.

Heartbroken the ex requested one final night alone to say goodbye to her memories. Next morning she packed up and left.

Three weeks later an awful smell began to permiate the flat, and despite pest control, and everything else they could do, the smell got worse and worse.

(The ex had in fact purchesed some of the smelliest seafood imaginable, shelled it all, taken down the woodern curtain track, opened up the hollow and tipped the shells inside, resealed it and placed it back exactly as it was.)

Eventually the new lover decided that the flat was cursed and she decided that they should make a fresh start.

The flat was stripped bare and our new lovers moved to a very nice new property at the other end of the city.

The following day the couple put up the curtains.