If you had a nuclear bomb...

[father_and_son]

If I had a nuclear bomb I'd do my best not to drop it.

I might take it to the Police Station lost property, perhaps.

And if it remains unclaimed after 30 days... it's yours!

Better to take it to Terminal 5 lost property at Heathrow... that's a bit like the warehouse scene at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, nothing gets out.