If you go down to the woods..

[GT49er]

Anyone else start reading hoping it was a dogging story...?

No.

 

[dazzer6666]

5 mins!!

Was it doing manoeuvres or were you in a trance?

Beautiful birds to watch, and I’d run from Shoreham and was taking a rest [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

It was very low when I got to the woods, gradually rose circling above the trees before flying off down the escarpment.

 

[Swansman]

Anyone else start reading hoping it was a dogging story...?

No. One of the perks as a Swede is that when someone on NSC writes a story, I do not wish for erotica.

 

[Gabbafella]

how can it be alert and dead at the same time?

its just a horse!

Schrödinger's horse?

 

[Gabbafella]

Funny you say that, I have never crashed my bike, in over 30 years but cycling up by Chanctonbury ring earlier this year with my son, something flicked up. locked my front wheel ,launched me over the bars and I headbutted the ground. ouch.

Bizarrely, one of the only accidents I've had on a bike was coming back from chanctonbury. Coming down a hill, a bit of shit flicked up into my eyes, I couldn't see where I was going properly but managed to navigate to the bottom of the hill, unlucky for me there was a massive puddle of slurry which I managed to end up slap bang in the middle of, not wanting to put my feet down I grabbed the first thing I could find which as luck would have it was an electric fence. I got thrown from the bike and ended up covered in shit.
I spend the next few hours down Worthing hospital with my mum and brother having tests done on my sight. Fun times.

 

[Sheebo]

No.

No. One of the perks as a Swede is that when someone on NSC writes a story, I do not wish for erotica.

I feel like I should woosh you both or check your sense of humours are still there

 

[GT49er]

I feel like I should woosh you both or check your sense of humours are still there

It's alright, don't bother yourself on my behalf.