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joeinbrighton

New member
Nov 20, 2012
1,853
Brighton
Excluding players currently playing for BHA:

1) Shake hands with = Thierry Henry

2) Kick in the balls = John Terry

3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league = Andrea Pirlo

4) Get a signed shirt with their name on = Paul Scholes
 




mooey

New member
Mar 30, 2012
484
1 geoff minton for standing up at orient when chants stand up if you hate acher rang out
2 surez for cheating so badly in the world cup to deny ghana a late goal
3 alan shearer /calderon
4 the best player to kick a ball maradona
 


Ned

Real Northern Monkey
Jul 16, 2003
1,618
At Home
There's only one problem with all of you picking Zaha to kick in the balls....he ain't got any that's why he falls over under a heavy look.
 






WhingForPresident

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NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2009
17,267
Marlborough
1) Shake hands with- David Beckham

2) Kick in the balls- El-Hadji Diouf

3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league- Calderon

4) Get a signed shirt with their name on- Zidane
 








countryman

Well-known member
Jun 28, 2011
1,893
1. Calderon.
2. I don't think I would want to kick anyone in the balls. But if I had to it would be Ronaldo or Henry. They could both do with being knocked down a peg or two.
3. Calderon.
4. Pele. That would be worth a lot.
 


mooey

New member
Mar 30, 2012
484
1 geoff minton for standing up at orient when chants stand up if you hate acher rang out
2 surez for cheating so badly in the world cup to deny ghana a late goal
3 alan shearer /calderon
4 the best player to kick a ball maradona
 




stripeyshark

All-Time Best Defence
Dec 20, 2011
2,294
@The Tactician

Are they guaranteed to score the penalty? Or is the pressure on?
 
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stripeyshark

All-Time Best Defence
Dec 20, 2011
2,294
1) Eric Cantona
2) Rio Ferdinand
3) Me / Lopez if goal not guaranteed!
4) Gary Hart
 






brightonrock

Dodgy Hamstrings
Jan 1, 2008
2,482
1 Inigo Calderon - just an all-round great guy, bucking the trend for a footballer.
2 Joey Barton. He isn't funny. He isn't clever. He's not "misunderstood". He doesn't "speak the truth". He isn't "a lad". He's a stupid, sociopathic, ignorant, feral little thug with a face I'd never get bored of punching.
3 As it's ANYONE in the world it would have to be someone with a STUPID penalty record. Watching the shoot out in the Confederations Cup, Pirlo was the only player I knew was going to score, and in a ludicrously FLAIR manner. Cue him sauntering up to the spot, rolling it nonchalantly inside the post and then scratching his ragged yet weirdly stylish beard, whilst looking melancholy.
4 Zinedine Zidane - IMO the best ever player in my lifetime, including Messi. Growing up watching Italian football on C4 in the 90s it was him, George Weah & Roberto Baggio that I idolised. Legend.
 


Drebin

Well-known member
Jul 25, 2011
860
Norway
1) Shake hands with = The Hereford player who was through on goal towards the end of THAT game and hit it straight at Ormerod. I would say thank you and you couldn't have timed being rubbish any better.

2) Kick in the balls = John Terry (obvious reasons)

3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league = Kevin Pressman. This is still the best penalty I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSMi02ghN3s


4) Get a signed shirt with their name on = Paul Scholes
 




The Tactician

Well-known member
Feb 18, 2013
1,060
Choose whoever you feel is most likely to score :jester:
 




Reinelt12

Sick Note
Nov 8, 2006
1,314
Lichfield, United Kingdom
1) Shake hands with - Zidane

2) Kick in the balls - Scott McGleish

3) Take the Play-off final penalty to send us to the premier league - Matt Le Tissier

4) Get a signed shirt with their name on - Marco Van Basten
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,032
West, West, West Sussex
1. Becks

2. Scott McGleish (is a wanker)

3. Matt Le Tissier - only ever failed to score from one penalty in his entire career (bonus point to anyone who can name the 'keeper that saved it)

4. Becks again
 


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